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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

"Bitch, I'm 'bout to slapthe shit out of you."

[laughter] "Bitch, I'm 'bout to slap
the shit out of you." [cheers and applause]

Full Transcript

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[laughter]
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"Bitch, I'm 'bout to slap the shit out of you."
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[cheers and applause]
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:38
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
She dropped that foot back, she was in a perfect southpaw stance. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
She dropped that foot back, she was in a perfect southpaw st...
Her shoulders were angled correctly, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Her shoulders were angled correctly,
This bitch boxes for real." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
This bitch boxes for real."
I had no choice, I had to go to work. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I had no choice, I had to go to work.
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I let that jab go, you should have seen me go nigga.
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I tenderized them titties like chicken cutlets.
I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I whooped the toxic masculinity out of that bitch.
Just trying to chill, I'm just trying to live a peaceful life. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Just trying to chill, I'm just trying to live a peacefu...
That's why I live in Ohio, you know, I live in a little town in Ohio. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
That's why I live in Ohio, you know, I live in a little...
Must be like 3700 people, small hippie town. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Must be like 3700 people, small hippie town.
Culturally you might feel like, like Ann Arbor to you. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Culturally you might feel like, like Ann Arbor to you.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
And niggas always ask me like, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And niggas always ask me like,
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Because Yellow Springs, Ohio has the most beautiful women in...
And a lot of people might disagree with me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And a lot of people might disagree with me
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called that shit "Strippies." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
If I had a strip club in Yellow Springs, I would have called...
And I would only hire girls with long titties - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And I would only hire girls with long titties
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dirt and get up there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I'd come up like, "Bitch get your feet in that dir...
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Couple of years ago I was in Ohio, at a shopping mall.
An old White lady-- This is true, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
An old White lady-- This is true,