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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

I'm not even gay and I want to try that glory holeout

[laughter] I'm not even gay and I want to try that glory hole
out

Full Transcript

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[laughter]
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I'm not even gay
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and I want to try that glory hole out.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:56
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
"I don't care if it is Black lips back there or White lips back there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
"I don't care if it is Black lips back there or Wh...
I was in a bar in Austin, with my wife - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:21
I was in a bar in Austin, with my wife
Now I looked over the table that she came from, and I peeped game. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Now I looked over the table that she came from, and I peeped...
People will come over and try to rattle your cage - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
People will come over and try to rattle your cage
And clearly I said, "This is what is happening." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And clearly I said, "This is what is happening."
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[audience laughs]
And the dude was shocked that I said it. He said "Huh?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And the dude was shocked that I said it. He said "Huh?&...
"This fellow is gay." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
"This fellow is gay."
And now I was in trouble - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And now I was in trouble
He must have been 6' 5", a big White corn-fed - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
He must have been 6' 5", a big White corn-fed
And he started barking on me, but I stood my ground, I wasn't scared. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And he started barking on me, but I stood my ground, I wasn&...
I was ready and then - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I was ready and then
He picked up his phone and he called the police. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
He picked up his phone and he called the police.
And this, this thing I am describing - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And this, this thing I am describing
Gay people are minorities, until they need to be White again. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Gay people are minorities, until they need to be White again...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[laughter]
I'm telling you right now - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I'm telling you right now
'Cause a Black gay person knows, when the police shows up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
'Cause a Black gay person knows, when the police shows ...
They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers is Clifford?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
They don't show up like, "Which one of you niggers...