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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Look at me I am the Magic Johnson of coronavirus

Look at me I am the Magic Johnson of coronavirus

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I am the Magic Johnson of coronavirus.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:59
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos of my beloved Black people - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
But I was stressed, 'cause I kept watching these videos...
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And the whole time I watched those videos, this is fucked up
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I also saw a lot of videos of UFOs.
These UFOs keep coming to Earth - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
These UFOs keep coming to Earth
In my movie idea - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
In my movie idea
That they are from an ancient civilization that achieved interstellar travel - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
That they are from an ancient civilization that achieved int...
Some other planet that they go to - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Some other planet that they go to
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
The book is designed to help parents, teach their children about racism - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
The book is designed to help parents, teach their children a...
The book is about a big, strong beautiful Black man - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
The book is about a big, strong beautiful Black man
So whenever this motherfucker calls to get a reservation at a restaurant, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
So whenever this motherfucker calls to get a reservation at ...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
Now I should tell you, this Black man is literally an actual giant. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Now I should tell you, this Black man is literally an actual...
And when he shows up to them restaurants they see that big giant Black dude - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And when he shows up to them restaurants they see that big g...
And then every installment of the book - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
And then every installment of the book
But remember, no, remember this guy is a giant, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
But remember, no, remember this guy is a giant,
It is called Clifford, the Big Black Nigga, anyone? - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
It is called Clifford, the Big Black Nigga, anyone?
Because this body of work, that I've done on Netflix - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Because this body of work, that I've done on Netflix
All the questions you might have had - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
All the questions you might have had