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No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law
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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

No, that is not a good law.That is a mean law

No, that is not a good law.
That is a mean law

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No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
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Timestamp in Movie
00:35:59
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
No American should have to present a birth certificate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
No American should have to present a birth certificate
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it,
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me,
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping with my family. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping ...
Now I should tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now I should tell you
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
And suddenly a woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And suddenly a woman
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:15
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like, "That's funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like...
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your service." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your se...
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'cause I know it's hard to be everybody. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'ca...
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
We Blacks, we just got our first big holiday in a long time.
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
-[audience] Yes. -It commemorates
But remember, they were free when they found out. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
But remember, they were free when they found out.
You know, I learned something - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
You know, I learned something
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Carolina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
And it's that there was a Black man who was in South Ca...
And when his master granted him the freedom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And when his master granted him the freedom
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And he farmed this plot of land very successfully