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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Now listen, women get mad at me gay people get mad at me,lesbians get mad at me, but I'm...

Now listen, women get mad at me gay people get mad at me,
lesbians get mad at me, but I'm gonna tell you right now,
and this is true

Full Transcript

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Now listen, women get mad at me
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gay people get mad at me, lesbians get mad at me,
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but I'm gonna tell you right now, and this is true...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:30
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[laughter]
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I be lookin' around the crowd, searching.
For knuckles and Adam's apples - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
For knuckles and Adam's apples
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
He said, "Careful, Dave, they after you."
Before I even say anything about that community - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Before I even say anything about that community
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
They said a person in North Carolina must use the restroom
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
No, that is not a good law. That is a mean law.
No American should have to present a birth certificate - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
No American should have to present a birth certificate
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
You have to ask yourself, if you're thinking about it,
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
Like let's say they designed this law to protect me,
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping with my family. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Let's say I'm in Walmart, doing a little shopping ...
Now I should tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
Now I should tell you
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
[laughter]
And suddenly a woman - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And suddenly a woman
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:15
And then she stands shoulder to shoulder
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I would feel better if it was a man with a vagina
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like, "That's funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
I wouldn't even think about that, I'd just be like...
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your service." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
"Oh my God, he must be a Veteran, thank you for your se...
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'cause I know it's hard to be everybody. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
I'm not indifferent to people's suffering 'ca...