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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

She said, "Sir, I don't have carpets I have hardwood floors."Just like that

She said, "Sir, I don't have carpets I have hardwood floors."
Just like that

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She said, "Sir, I don't have carpets
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I have hardwood floors." Just like that.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:28
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
[applause] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
[applause]
She had made up for 45 minutes of a stinker of a show. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
She had made up for 45 minutes of a stinker of a show.
And I kept on rocking, and she kept on talking to me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And I kept on rocking, and she kept on talking to me.
And then the show became something cooler than a show. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And then the show became something cooler than a show.
It became like a conversation - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
It became like a conversation
All of them questions that you think about that you'd be afraid to ask, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
All of them questions that you think about that you'd b...
The crowd was falling out of their chairs - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:14
The crowd was falling out of their chairs
Like I'm something bigger than me, like I'm the whole world in a guy. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
Like I'm something bigger than me, like I'm the wh...
Then she said, "I don't need you to understand me." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:17
Then she said, "I don't need you to understand me....
I said, "I believe you, bitch." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I said, "I believe you, bitch."
She said, "Just believe I'm a person and I'm going through it." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
She said, "Just believe I'm a person and I'm ...
Then I told the crowd "Good night." And they started going crazy - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
Then I told the crowd "Good night." And they start...
And I looked at her, tears came out of her eyes - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And I looked at her, tears came out of her eyes
I couldn't believe it was happening 'cause her show stunk. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
I couldn't believe it was happening 'cause her sho...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
And I remember, the late great Paul Mooney was there - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And I remember, the late great Paul Mooney was there
[cheers] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:12
[cheers]
Spinning the yarn, telling us all these crazy stories about shit, she'd be into. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Spinning the yarn, telling us all these crazy stories about ...
I'm looking around, I'm like, "Oh my God, she is funny." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
I'm looking around, I'm like, "Oh my God, she...
I didn't know that when you were onstage." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:22
I didn't know that when you were onstage."