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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

So, then after, I am shopping I go all the way to the backof the parking lot, I'm parked...

So, then after, I am shopping I go all the way to the back
of the parking lot, I'm parked all the way in the back and as soon as I open my car door
I hear a voice go, "David Chappelle." Just like that

Full Transcript

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So, then after, I am shopping
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I go all the way to the back of the parking lot,
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I'm parked all the way in the back
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and as soon as I open my car door I hear a voice go,
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"David Chappelle."
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Just like that.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:00
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that old. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
To be honest with you, she probably wasn't even that ol...
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
But she was a White woman, this bitch looked terrible.
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
I kept my cool, I was nice. I said, "Hello, miss."
Like you, hate women." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:20
Like you, hate women."
And she said, "Well, I think--" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
And she said, "Well, I think--"
Ain't nobody around here." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Ain't nobody around here."
And this is exactly what I said, I said, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And this is exactly what I said, I said,
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
Did you buy a ticket to a concert I did, I doubt that.
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
Or, maybe you watched one of my specials on Netflix.
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:18
Or... Or... Did I follow you to your car and do my act?"...
And now I got to tell you - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
And now I got to tell you
People say things to me all the time - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
People say things to me all the time
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And that one bothered me a lot, I was driving home,
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I Googled the dictionary definition of a feminist
And do you know, sir, - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
And do you know, sir,
Webster's defines a feminist - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:13
Webster's defines a feminist
I was shocked, 'cause that is what that meant - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
I was shocked, 'cause that is what that meant
All these years, I thought it meant frumpy dyke. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
All these years, I thought it meant frumpy dyke.
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:15
[audience laughs]
I know, look, listen, I support the feminist movement, I do - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
I know, look, listen, I support the feminist movement, I do