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Dave Chappelle: The Closer

Welcome home." And the whole bar said "Hurrah!" And I said "Phew." "That ought to buy her...

Welcome home." And the whole bar said "Hurrah!" And I said "Phew." "That ought to buy her some time." You know what I mean?

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Welcome home."
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And the whole bar said "Hurrah!"
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And I said "Phew."
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"That ought to buy her some time."
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You know what I mean?
Duration
14 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:34
Uploaded
May 20, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

As he closes out his slate of comedy specials, Dave takes the stage to try and set the record straight; and get a few things off his chest.
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
A couple of more drinks and these fellows are gonna start
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
She said "Thank you so much", and we shook hands
And she said, "Do you mind, not punching down on my people?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
And she said, "Do you mind, not punching down on my peo...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[laughter]
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:06
[audience laughs]
"Let me tell you somethin'." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
"Let me tell you somethin'."
Ain't that weird? "My people this, my people that." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Ain't that weird? "My people this, my people that....
She said, "My people have struggled for decades, honey, decades." - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
She said, "My people have struggled for decades, honey,...
[laughter] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:05
[laughter]
I am exaggerating, she is actually a very nice person - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
I am exaggerating, she is actually a very nice person
And it got on my nerves because, whenever someone says that to me - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
And it got on my nerves because, whenever someone says that ...
Any of you, who have ever watched me know - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:10
Any of you, who have ever watched me know
If you listen to what I'm saying, clearly - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:08
If you listen to what I'm saying, clearly
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:11
[audience laughs]
"Oh yeah?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:09
"Oh yeah?"
[audience laughs] - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
[audience laughs]
No, no, go back, go back - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:07
No, no, go back, go back
I said, "How much do I have to participate in your self image?" - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:35
I said, "How much do I have to participate in your self...
And they have canceled people, more powerful than me. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
And they have canceled people, more powerful than me.
J.K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books by herself. - Dave Chappelle: The Closer 00:04
J.K. Rowling wrote all the Harry Potter books by herself.