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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch,before I knock your teeth out." "I'm a girl, just like...

"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch,
before I knock your teeth out." "I'm a girl, just like you, bitch." "Come here and suck this girl dick I got.
Don't make me explain myself."

Full Transcript

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"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock your teeth out."
00:00:04.086 --> 00:00:06.013
"I'm a girl, just like you, bitch."
00:00:07.923 --> 00:00:11.635
"Come here and suck this girl dick I got. Don't make me explain myself."
Duration
13 seconds
Views
55
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:25
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
You know, I have a great reputation in show business, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
You know, I have a great reputation in show business,
Which is crazy 'cause I work all the time, but that's not why they call me lazy. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Which is crazy 'cause I work all the time, but that...
Twenty thousand people be in the crowd, and I'll tell a joke, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
Twenty thousand people be in the crowd, and I'll tell a...
You know what I mean? I like to tell it, but it never does good. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
You know what I mean? I like to tell it, but it never does g...
This is my impression of the dead people on the Titanic, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
This is my impression of the dead people on the Titanic,
Come join us in our watery grave. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Come join us in our watery grave.
Listen, that is a funny way to die. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Listen, that is a funny way to die.
Twenty years from now, on my 70th birthday, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Twenty years from now, on my 70th birthday,
Do you know there's a strip club in D.C. called Camelot? - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Do you know there's a strip club in D.C. called Camelot...
You know, I frequent strip clubs. It's something I like to do. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
You know, I frequent strip clubs. It's something I like...
And my wife said I was creepy 'cause I go to strip clubs by myself. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
And my wife said I was creepy 'cause I go to strip club...
I think that's better than going with the fellas. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
I think that's better than going with the fellas.
"Hey, let's all go to the strip club - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:17
"Hey, let's all go to the strip club
But my wife doesn't understand why I go to the strip club. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
But my wife doesn't understand why I go to the strip cl...
I need a pinch of sexual energy in the room to relax, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
I need a pinch of sexual energy in the room to relax,
A few naked chicks in there makes me feel good, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
A few naked chicks in there makes me feel good,
I do, and I sit right by the stage 'cause the reading light is better. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I do, and I sit right by the stage 'cause the reading l...
One time I went to a strip club, and this is weird, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
One time I went to a strip club, and this is weird,
The stripper, for some reason, told me her real name. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
The stripper, for some reason, told me her real name.
She's like, "Where are you going?" I was like, "Good night, Deborah." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
She's like, "Where are you going?" I was like...