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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

I don't know what you read, but the kid,while we was beating on him, reached in his...

I don't know what you read, but the kid,
while we was beating on him, reached in his waistband,
pulled out 22-caliber pistol

Full Transcript

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I don't know what you read,
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but the kid, while we was beating on him,
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reached in his waistband, pulled out 22-caliber pistol.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:46
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
Everybody started screaming, "Oh, my God, he's got a gun." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
Everybody started screaming, "Oh, my God, he's got...
Yes, if they had shot and killed this kid on stage at the Hollywood Bowl... - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Yes, if they had shot and killed this kid on stage at the Ho...
Then he took it like this and tried to chamber the round and he couldn't. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Then he took it like this and tried to chamber the round and...
So the next night, even though I didn't have a show, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
So the next night, even though I didn't have a show,
And someone in the audience screamed out, "Dave, what happened with the attack?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
And someone in the audience screamed out, "Dave, what h...
All I said was that this nigga had a knife that identified as a gun. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
All I said was that this nigga had a knife that identified a...
And then the New York Post went to the jail - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
And then the New York Post went to the jail
It turns out... this young man was homeless. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
It turns out... this young man was homeless.
For a homeless guy, this nigga had incredible seats. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
For a homeless guy, this nigga had incredible seats.
Oh, and they said I triggered them because I had done LBGTQ jokes. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Oh, and they said I triggered them because I had done LBGTQ ...
That was the headline in the article that said, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
That was the headline in the article that said,
This motherfucker definitely attacked me. I'll show you the tape. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
This motherfucker definitely attacked me. I'll show you...
I'll need to see him suck somebody's dick before I believe the rest of this article. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I'll need to see him suck somebody's dick before I...
Because after all that madness ensued, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
Because after all that madness ensued,
I was by myself, and I opened the door, and my wife was in there alone. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I was by myself, and I opened the door, and my wife was in t...
I said, "My God, what's wrong with you? Bitch, did you get attacked, too?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I said, "My God, what's wrong with you? Bitch, did...
She said, "Oh, my God, Dave." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She said, "Oh, my God, Dave."
I reached in my pocket, I pulled some keys out - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I reached in my pocket, I pulled some keys out
She's like, "Oh!" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She's like, "Oh!"
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe deposit box." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:22
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe depo...