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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

I identify as a woman." "Send me... to a woman's jail." As soon I get in there,you know...

I identify as a woman." "Send me... to a woman's jail." As soon I get in there,
you know what I'mma be doing

Full Transcript

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I identify as a woman."
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"Send me... to a woman's jail."
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As soon I get in there, you know what I'mma be doing.
Duration
14 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:12
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock your teeth out." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:13
"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock you...
You know, I have a great reputation in show business, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
You know, I have a great reputation in show business,
Which is crazy 'cause I work all the time, but that's not why they call me lazy. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Which is crazy 'cause I work all the time, but that...
Twenty thousand people be in the crowd, and I'll tell a joke, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
Twenty thousand people be in the crowd, and I'll tell a...
You know what I mean? I like to tell it, but it never does good. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
You know what I mean? I like to tell it, but it never does g...
This is my impression of the dead people on the Titanic, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
This is my impression of the dead people on the Titanic,
Come join us in our watery grave. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Come join us in our watery grave.
Listen, that is a funny way to die. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Listen, that is a funny way to die.
Twenty years from now, on my 70th birthday, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Twenty years from now, on my 70th birthday,
Do you know there's a strip club in D.C. called Camelot? - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
Do you know there's a strip club in D.C. called Camelot...
You know, I frequent strip clubs. It's something I like to do. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
You know, I frequent strip clubs. It's something I like...
And my wife said I was creepy 'cause I go to strip clubs by myself. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
And my wife said I was creepy 'cause I go to strip club...
I think that's better than going with the fellas. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
I think that's better than going with the fellas.
"Hey, let's all go to the strip club - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:17
"Hey, let's all go to the strip club
But my wife doesn't understand why I go to the strip club. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
But my wife doesn't understand why I go to the strip cl...
I need a pinch of sexual energy in the room to relax, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
I need a pinch of sexual energy in the room to relax,
A few naked chicks in there makes me feel good, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
A few naked chicks in there makes me feel good,
I do, and I sit right by the stage 'cause the reading light is better. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I do, and I sit right by the stage 'cause the reading l...
One time I went to a strip club, and this is weird, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
One time I went to a strip club, and this is weird,
The stripper, for some reason, told me her real name. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
The stripper, for some reason, told me her real name.