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One time I was on Capitol Hill
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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

One time I was on Capitol Hill, and I seen a handicapped congressman

One time I was on Capitol Hill, and I seen a handicapped congressman

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One time I was on Capitol Hill,
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and I seen a handicapped congressman.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:27
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
And he was shocked - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:09
And he was shocked
He was running for Congress again, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
He was running for Congress again,
He was like, "Washington is worse than Hollywood." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:18
He was like, "Washington is worse than Hollywood."
Now, I don't doubt that they do this kind of shit in Washington, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
Now, I don't doubt that they do this kind of shit in Wa...
Because who the fuck invites a paraplegic to an orgy? - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Because who the fuck invites a paraplegic to an orgy?
"Have at it, guys, I can't feel anything." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:09
"Have at it, guys, I can't feel anything."
To be honest with you, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
To be honest with you,
It's about a Black transgender woman - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
It's about a Black transgender woman
At the end of the play, she dies of loneliness - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
At the end of the play, she dies of loneliness
I'm rewriting the American Classic, Huckleberry Finn, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
I'm rewriting the American Classic, Huckleberry Finn,
It's called The Adventures of Nigger Jim. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
It's called The Adventures of Nigger Jim.
Huckleberry Finn walks up to him and goes, "You're Nigger Jim." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:24
Huckleberry Finn walks up to him and goes, "You're...
I don't care if you are Black or White or whatever. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
I don't care if you are Black or White or whatever.
If you ever meet a white person named Huckleberry, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
If you ever meet a white person named Huckleberry,
That is the white trashiest name I've ever heard in my fucking life. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
That is the white trashiest name I've ever heard in my ...
If I was in court and my lawyer came up like, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
If I was in court and my lawyer came up like,
But if I do, I hope it's in California. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
But if I do, I hope it's in California.
Soon as the judge sentence me, I'll be like, "Before you sentence me, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Soon as the judge sentence me, I'll be like, "Befo...
I identify as a woman." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:14
I identify as a woman."
"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock your teeth out." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:13
"Give me your fruit cocktail, bitch, before I knock you...