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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

She's like, "Oh!" "What are those keys?" And I gently placed them in her hands

She's like, "Oh!" "What are those keys?" And I gently placed them in her hands

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She's like, "Oh!"
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"What are those keys?"
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And I gently placed them in her hands.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:31:46
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe deposit box." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:22
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe depo...
And I could see her mind realize what we were actually talking about. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
And I could see her mind realize what we were actually talki...
And to be honest with you, that made me cry a little bit, too. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
And to be honest with you, that made me cry a little bit, to...
Do you know this bitch looked in the box while I'm alive and well? - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Do you know this bitch looked in the box while I'm aliv...
She said, "Goddamn it, David. I opened that box." I said, "You did?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
She said, "Goddamn it, David. I opened that box." ...
She said, "Nothing except your stupid joke book." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:17
She said, "Nothing except your stupid joke book."
She's like, "Good jokes? What is this shit?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She's like, "Good jokes? What is this shit?"
Come join me in my watery grave. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Come join me in my watery grave.
I have. You know, I talk a lot of shit about my wife, but I love her very much. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I have. You know, I talk a lot of shit about my wife, but I ...
Let me tell you something. One time I thought my wife was cheating on me. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Let me tell you something. One time I thought my wife was ch...
I couldn't tell if she was asleep or not. I was looking at her... - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
I couldn't tell if she was asleep or not. I was looking...
Took it downstairs, started trying out passwords - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Took it downstairs, started trying out passwords
Then I remembered, it's an iPhone. This shit has facial recognition. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Then I remembered, it's an iPhone. This shit has facial...
I said, "Wake the fuck up! Who the fuck is Earl?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:29
I said, "Wake the fuck up! Who the fuck is Earl?"
And I switched over and looked at his pictures and I couldn't believe it. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
And I switched over and looked at his pictures and I couldn&...
This fellow looked gay in still pictures. His mouth was open in every shot. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
This fellow looked gay in still pictures. His mouth was open...
I said, "I'm sorry." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:16
I said, "I'm sorry."
She didn't let me leave. Said, "Since you wanna wake a bitch up..." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:07
She didn't let me leave. Said, "Since you wanna wa...
I said, "What the fuck?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:15
I said, "What the fuck?"
She said, "Who is this bitch?" I said, "Give me that." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:12
She said, "Who is this bitch?" I said, "Give ...