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Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer

That was the headlinein the article that said, "Dave Chappelle's alleged attackeris...

That was the headline
in the article that said, "Dave Chappelle's alleged attacker
is bisexual." I said, "alleged attacker"?

Full Transcript

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That was the headline in the article that said,
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"Dave Chappelle's alleged attacker is bisexual."
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I said, "alleged attacker"?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:09
Uploaded
Apr 11, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Stan Lathan TV

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Movie Summary

From his onstage tackle to the slap heard round the world, the comic lets loose in this freewheeling and unfiltered comedy special.
This motherfucker definitely attacked me. I'll show you the tape. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
This motherfucker definitely attacked me. I'll show you...
I'll need to see him suck somebody's dick before I believe the rest of this article. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I'll need to see him suck somebody's dick before I...
Because after all that madness ensued, - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
Because after all that madness ensued,
I was by myself, and I opened the door, and my wife was in there alone. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I was by myself, and I opened the door, and my wife was in t...
I said, "My God, what's wrong with you? Bitch, did you get attacked, too?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I said, "My God, what's wrong with you? Bitch, did...
She said, "Oh, my God, Dave." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She said, "Oh, my God, Dave."
I reached in my pocket, I pulled some keys out - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I reached in my pocket, I pulled some keys out
She's like, "Oh!" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She's like, "Oh!"
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe deposit box." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:22
I said, "Sweetheart, those are the keys to my safe depo...
And I could see her mind realize what we were actually talking about. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
And I could see her mind realize what we were actually talki...
And to be honest with you, that made me cry a little bit, too. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
And to be honest with you, that made me cry a little bit, to...
Do you know this bitch looked in the box while I'm alive and well? - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Do you know this bitch looked in the box while I'm aliv...
She said, "Goddamn it, David. I opened that box." I said, "You did?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:10
She said, "Goddamn it, David. I opened that box." ...
She said, "Nothing except your stupid joke book." - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:17
She said, "Nothing except your stupid joke book."
She's like, "Good jokes? What is this shit?" - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:08
She's like, "Good jokes? What is this shit?"
Come join me in my watery grave. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Come join me in my watery grave.
I have. You know, I talk a lot of shit about my wife, but I love her very much. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
I have. You know, I talk a lot of shit about my wife, but I ...
Let me tell you something. One time I thought my wife was cheating on me. - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
Let me tell you something. One time I thought my wife was ch...
I couldn't tell if she was asleep or not. I was looking at her... - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:05
I couldn't tell if she was asleep or not. I was looking...
Took it downstairs, started trying out passwords - Dave Chappelle: The Dreamer 00:06
Took it downstairs, started trying out passwords