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But Cassie is a gangster. She did somethingthat I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. She had...

But Cassie is a gangster. She did somethingthat I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. She had to testify about her sex life.Boy, that's tough. God save us all from that. Anything you sayabout sex publicly is gonna sound bad. Even if you're talkingabout fucking your wife face-to-face. The judge is like,"Tell me about when you…" "Did you fuck your wife face-to-face?" "Yes, Your Honor, I did.""Well, could you describe the…" "Well, yes, I looked at herin her cold, bored eyes, and then I…" "Then I pulled those big panties aside,and it's like a bush that just screams, 'I don't give a fuck,' and I just--You know what I mean?" "Just powered through it,you know what I mean?"

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But Cassie is a gangster
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She did something that I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy
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She had to testify about her sex life Boy that's tough
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God save us all from that
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Anything you say about sex publicly is gonna sound bad
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Even if you're talking about fucking your wife face to face
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The judge is like Tell me about when you
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Did you fuck your wife face to face
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Yes Your Honor I did Well could you describe the
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Well yes I looked at her in her cold bored eyes and then I
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Then I pulled those big panties aside and it's like a bush that just screams
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'I don't give a fuck ' and I just You know what I mean
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Just powered through it you know what I mean
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00:31:14
Uploaded
Feb 05, 2026

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Facing a world gone sideways, comedy icon Dave Chappelle delivers bold truths and potent punchlines in this no-holds-barred special.
Cassie had to do way harder than that. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:18
Cassie had to do way harder than that.
Tonight, I had done something, I had, like, prepared something that I wanted to try. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:38
Tonight, I had done something, I had, like, prepared...
I'll do my closer for D.C., and then after that… - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:06
I'll do my closer for D.C., and then after that…
This bitch scream like a car alarm, did you hear that? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:16
This bitch scream like a car alarm, did you hear that?
All right, this is the tough one. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:10
All right, this is the tough one.
All right, let me concentrate. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:15
All right, let me concentrate.
-I love you, Dave! - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:26
-I love you, Dave!
I know how a lot of you guys are feeling right now. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:10
I know how a lot of you guys are feeling right now.
Got that Bill Cosby. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:08
Got that Bill Cosby.
But here's what I think. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:12
But here's what I think.
He said, "I am not the champion of Canada, I am not the champion of white men." "I am the heavyweight champion of the world, and I will defend my championship against all comers." And boy… Jack Johnson got the opportunity to fight for the heavyweight cham - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:37
He said, "I am not the champion of Canada, I am not the...
Tommy Burns was at that time the shortest person to ever be heavyweight champion of the world. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:25
Tommy Burns was at that time the shortest person to ever be...
Before Tommy Burns, the heavyweight champion had retired. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:57
Before Tommy Burns, the heavyweight champion had retired.
Again, this was 1910. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:26
Again, this was 1910.
The police stopped him. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:20
The police stopped him.
He didn't just leave the arena with his life. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:31
He didn't just leave the arena with his life.
The Black boxing world was elated. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:25
The Black boxing world was elated.
And one after another… they lined up the Great White Hopes, and Jack Johnson would vanquish them all. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:34
And one after another… they lined up the Great White Hopes,...
Jack Johnson got tried, prosecuted, convicted of the Mann Act, fled the country, was on the run for years, and it ruined his life. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:26
Jack Johnson got tried, prosecuted, convicted of the Mann...
And I sat down next to him at the piano, and I go, "Steve, it's me." And then he smiled real big, and we started cracking jokes and singing songs. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:50
And I sat down next to him at the piano, and I go,...