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But T.I. rolled his window down,started giving the kids orders. "Slow down, don't just run...

Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... • 2025

But T.I. rolled his window down,started giving the kids orders. "Slow down, don't just run upon somebody's car." "You don't know what they got in there." "And smile so you look less threatening." "And remember your manners.'Yes, sir. No, ma'am. Please, thank you.'" "That'll keep you alive." "And keep that condensation on that water so it looks refreshing and delicious." And then that kid realizedthat he was talking to a legend. He said, "Oh, my God."He said, "Thanks, T.I." And held his hand out for some money. And that nigga T.I.looked at him and said, "I done gave you the game,"and rolled up the window and drove away

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But T I rolled his window down started giving the kids orders

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Slow down don't just run up on somebody's car

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You don't know what they got in there

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And smile so you look less threatening

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And remember your manners 'Yes sir No ma'am Please thank you '

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That'll keep you alive

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And keep that condensation on that water

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so it looks refreshing and delicious

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And then that kid realized that he was talking to a legend

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He said Oh my God He said Thanks T I

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And held his hand out for some money

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And that nigga T I looked at him and said

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I done gave you the game and rolled up the window and drove away

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لكن تي آي أنزل نافذته وبدأ يعطي الأوامر للأطفال

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تمهلوا لا تركضوا هكذا نحو سيارة أحدهم

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أنتم لا تعرفون ما لديهم في الداخل

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وابتسموا لتبدوا أقل تهديد ا

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وتذكروا آدابكم أجل يا سيدي لا يا سيدتي من فضلك شكر ا لك

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ذلك سيبقيكم على قيد الحياة

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وحافظوا على ذلك التكثف على الماء

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ليبدو منعش ا ولذيذ ا

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ثم أدرك ذلك الطفل أنه يتحدث إلى أسطورة

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قال يا للهول قال شكر ا يا تي آي

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ومد يده لطلب بعض المال

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فنظر إليه تي آي وقال

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أعطيتك خلاصة الخبرة ورفع النافذة وقاد مبتعد ا

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但T I 摇下车窗开始指挥那群孩子

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慢点别直接冲上别人的车

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你们不知道车里有什么

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要笑这样看起来没那么吓人

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要记住礼貌用语先生好的女士不客气请谢谢

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这样你们才能活命

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还有把水瓶上的水珠擦干净

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让水看起来清凉可口

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然后那孩子这才意识到自己正面对着一位传奇人物

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他惊呼天啊他说谢谢你 T I

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然后伸手要钱

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而T I 看着他说道

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我已经把门路都传授给你了随即摇上车窗扬长而去

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Ali TI je spustio prozor počeo izdavati naredbe klincima

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Uspori nemoj samo trčati prema nečijem autu

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Ne znaš što imaju unutra

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Nasmiješi se tako da izgledaš manje prijeteće

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I pazi na manire 'Da gospodine Ne gospođo Molim hvala '

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To će te održati na životu

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I zadrži tu kondenzaciju na toj vodi

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tako da izgleda osvježavajuće i ukusno

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Tada je taj klinac shvatio da razgovara s legendom

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Rekao je O moj Bože Hvala TI

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Ispružio je ruku za malo novca

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A TI ga je pogledao i rekao

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Naučio sam te sve fore i podigao prozor i odvezao se

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Ale T I stáhnul okýnko a začal ty děcka poučovat

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Zpomalte nemůžete se vrhnout k něčímu autu

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Nevíte co tam mají

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A usmívejte se ať nevypadáte tak nebezpečně

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A pamatujte na slušný chování Ano pane Ne paní Prosím děkuji

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Díky tomu přežijete

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A udržujte na tý vodě tu kondenzaci

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aby vypadala osvěžující a lahodná

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A pak tomu klukovi došlo že mluví s legendou

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Řekl Proboha Díky T I

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A natáhl ruku pro nějaký prachy

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A T I se na něj podíval a řekl

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Už jsem ti dal lekci vytáhl okýnko a odjel

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Men T I rullede sit vindue ned og begyndte at give børnene ordrer

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Sænk farten løb ikke bare hen til nogens bil

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I ved ikke hvad de har derinde

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Og smil så I ser mindre truende ud

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Og husk jeres manerer 'Ja hr Nej frue Vær venlig tak '

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Det vil holde jer i live

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Og behold den kondens på vandet

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så det ser forfriskende og lækkert ud

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Og så gik det op for knægten at han talte med en legende

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Han sagde Åh Gud Han sagde Tak T I

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Og rakte hånden frem efter penge

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Og den nigga T I så på ham og sagde

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Jeg har lært dig spillet og rullede vinduet op og kørte væk

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Maar T I deed zijn raam naar beneden en begon ze bevelen te geven

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'Rustig aan ren niet zomaar op iemands auto af

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Je weet niet wat ze daarbinnen hebben

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Lach zodat je minder bedreigend overkomt

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Denk aan je manieren Ja meneer Nee mevrouw Alstublieft dank u ''

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Dat houdt je in leven En hou die condens op dat water

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zodat het er verfrissend en heerlijk uitziet '

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Toen realiseerde dat kind zich dat hij met een legende praatte

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Hij zei 'O mijn God ' Hij zei 'Bedankt T I '

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Hij stak zijn hand uit voor geld T I keek hem aan en zei

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'Ik heb je het spel uitgelegd ' Hij deed het raam dicht en reed weg

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Pero ibinaba ni T I ang bintana niya at nagsimulang utusan ang mga bata

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Dahan dahan wag tumakbo pakotse ng may kotse

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Di n'yo alam ano'ng meron sa loob

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At ngumiti kayo para di mukhang nakakatakot

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At tandaan ang magandang asal 'Yes sir No ma'am Please thank you '

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Bubuhayin kayo niyan

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At panatilihin ang hamog sa tubig na 'yan

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para magmukhang nakaka fresh at masarap

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Pagkatapos ay napagtanto ng batang alamat ang kausap niya

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Sabi niya Diyos ko Sabi niya Salamat T I

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Inilahad ang kamay para sa pera

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At si T I ay tumingin at nagsabing

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Binigyan na kita ng diskarte at itinaas ang bintana at umalis

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Mutta T I avasi ikkunansa ja alkoi käskyttää lapsia

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Älkää vain juosko autolle Ties mitä rautaa siellä on piilossa

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Hymyilkää jotta ette ole uhkaavia

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Muistakaa käytöstavat 'Kyllä herra Ei rouva Olkaa hyvä '

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Se pitää teidät hengissä

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Ja pitäkää tiivistynyt vesi pullon pinnassa

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jotta se näyttää raikkaalta ja herkulliselta

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Ja sitten se lapsi tajusi puhuvansa legendalle

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Hän sanoi Voi luoja Kiitos T I Ja ojensi kätensä saadakseen rahaa

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T I katsoi häntä ja sanoi

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Minähän annoin jo opit ja sulki ikkunan ja ajoi pois

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Mais T I a baissé sa vitre il donnait des ordres aux gamins

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Ralentissez ne courez pas comme ça vers les gens

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Vous savez pas ce qu'ils ont là dedans

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Et souriez pour avoir l'air moins menaçants

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N'oubliez pas les bonnes manières 'Oui Monsieur Non Madame S'il vous plaît '

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Ça vous gardera en vie

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Et gardez cette condensation sur l'eau

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pour qu'elle ait l'air rafraîchissante et délicieuse

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Et là le gamin a réalisé qu'il parlait à une légende

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Il a dit Mon Dieu Merci T I

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Et il a tendu la main pour avoir de l'argent

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T I l'a regardé et a dit

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Je t'ai filé les tuyaux il a remonté la vitre et est parti

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Aber T I ließ sein Fenster runter und fing an den Kindern Befehle zu geben

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Rennt nicht einfach auf das Auto von jemandem zu

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Ihr wisst nicht was die da drin haben

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Und lächelt damit ihr weniger bedrohlich wirkt

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Und denkt an eure Manieren 'Ja Sir Nein Ma am Bitte danke '

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Das hält euch am Leben

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Und lasst das Kondenswasser an der Flasche

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damit es erfrischend und lecker aussieht

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Und dann erkannte das Kind dass es mit einer Legende sprach

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Er sagte Oh mein Gott Er sagte Danke T I

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Und hielt die Hand auf für Geld

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Und T I sah ihn an und sagte

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Ich hab dir das Wissen gegeben kurbelte das Fenster hoch und fuhr weg

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Αλλά ο T I κατέβασε το παράθυρό του κι άρχισε να δίνει εντολές στα παιδιά

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Χαλαρώστε μην τρέχετε πάνω στα ξένα αμάξια

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Δεν ξέρετε τι έχουν εκεί μέσα

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Χαμογελάστε δείχνετε λιγότερο απειλητικοί

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Και ευγένεια 'Μάλιστα κύριε Όχι κυρία Παρακαλώ ευχαριστώ'

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Θα σας κρατήσει ζωντανούς

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Και φροντίστε να είναι ιδρωμένο το νερό

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για να φαίνεται δροσιστικό και λαχταριστό

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Και το παιδί κατάλαβε ότι μιλούσε σε έναν θρύλο

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Είπε Θεέ μου Είπε Ευχαριστώ T I

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Και άπλωσε το χέρι του για λεφτά

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Κι ο T I τον κοίταξε και είπε

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Σου έμαθα το παιχνίδι ανέβασε το παράθυρο κι έφυγε

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אבל טי איי פתח את החלון התחיל לתת לילדים הוראות

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תאטו אל תרוצו סתם על רכב של מישהו

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אתם לא יודעים מה יש להם שם

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ותחייכו כדי שתיראו פחות מאיימים

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ותזכרו את הנימוסים שלכם 'כן אדוני לא גברתי בבקשה תודה '

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זה ישאיר אתכם בחיים

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ותשמרו על ההתעבות הזאת על המים

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כדי שזה ייראה מרענן וטעים

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ואז הילד ההוא קלט שהוא מדבר עם אגדה

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הוא אמר אוי אלוהים הוא אמר תודה טי איי

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והושיט את היד לקבל קצת כסף

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והבחור הזה טי איי הסתכל עליו ואמר

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לימדתי אותך את המשחק וסגר את החלון ונסע משם

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De T I lehúzta az ablakát és utasítgatta a srácokat

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Lassítsatok ne rohanjatok a kocsihoz

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Nem tudhatjátok mi van náluk

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Mosolyogjatok hogy ne féljenek

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És udvariasan Igen uram Nem hölgyem Köszönöm

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Ez segít majd

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És legyen párás a víz

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hogy frissítőnek és finomnak tűnjön

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Akkor a srác rájött hogy egy legendával beszél

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Azt mondta Úristen Köszi T I

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Tartotta a kezét pénzért

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T I ránézett és azt mondta

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Átadtam a tudást és felhúzta az ablakot majd elhajtott

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Tapi T I menurunkan kaca jendela mulai memberi perintah pada anak anak itu

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Pelan pelan jangan langsung lari ke mobil orang

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Entah mereka punya apa di dalam

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Tersenyumlah agar tak terlihat mengancam

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Ingat sopan santun juga 'Ya Pak Tidak Bu Tolong terima kasih '

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Itu menyelamatkan kalian

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Lalu jaga embun di botol air itu

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agar terlihat segar dan enak

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Lalu anak itu sadar dia bicara dengan seorang legenda

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Dia bilang Astaga Dia bilang Terima kasih T I

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Dia mengulurkan tangan meminta uang

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T I melihatnya dan berkata

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Aku sudah memberikan ilmunya lalu menaikkan kaca jendela dan pergi

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Ma T I abbassò il finestrino e iniziò a dare ordini ai ragazzini

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Rallentate non correte e basta verso le auto

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Non sapete cos'hanno lì dentro E sorridete sembrate meno minacciosi

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E ricordate le buone maniere 'Sì signore No Grazie prego'

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Vi terrà in vita

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E tenete la condensa su quell'acqua

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così sembra rinfrescante e deliziosa

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Quel ragazzino capì che stava parlando con una leggenda

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Disse Oh mio Dio Grazie T I

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E tese la mano per i soldi

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T I lo guardò e disse

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Ti ho insegnato il gioco alzò il finestrino e andò via

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だがＴＩは窓を下ろして注文してる

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素性の知れない車にむやみに近寄るな

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怖い顔をせず笑え

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言葉遣いは丁寧にしろあいさつを忘れるな

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ボトルについた水滴は残しておけ

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冷たくておいしそうに見える

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伝説的人物だと気づいて

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少年は言うありがとうＴＩ

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カネをもらおうと手を出すとＴＩは

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稼ぎ方を教えたろと車を発進させた

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근데 티아이는 창문을 내리고 아이들에게 훈수를 뒀어요

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'진정해 남의 차에 그렇게 막 달려들면 안 돼'

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'차 안에 뭐가 있을 줄 알고'

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'그리고 좀 웃어 친근해 보이게'

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'예의도 좀 차려 손님 대하듯이 공손하게'

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'그래야 살아남아'

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'그리고 물병에 맺힌 물방울은'

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'그대로 둬야 시원하고 맛있어 보여'

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그제야 그 아이는 상대가 전설이라는 걸 깨달았어요

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'세상에 고마워요 티아이'라고 말하더니

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돈을 달라고 손을 내밀었죠

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그러자 티아이가 아이를 보며 말했어요

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'비법 다 알려줬잖아' 그러더니 창문을 올리고 가버렸죠

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Tetapi T I turunkan tingkap dan mula beri nasihat kepada budak budak itu

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Perlahan jangan terus meluru ke arah kereta

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Kamu tak tahu apa ada di dalam

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Senyum supaya kamu nampak kurang mengancam

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Ingat adab 'Ya tuan Terima kasih '

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Itu boleh selamatkan nyawa

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Pastikan botol air itu berwap

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supaya nampak menyegarkan dan sedap

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Kemudian budak itu sedar dia bercakap dengan seorang legenda

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Dia berkata Oh Tuhan Terima kasih T I

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Dia hulurkan tangan nak duit

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T I hanya memandangnya dan cakap

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Saya dah beri ilmu naikkan tingkap dan memandu pergi

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Men T I rullet ned vinduet og begynte å gi dem ordrer

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Ro dere ned ikke bare løp mot noens bil

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Dere vet ikke hva de har der inne

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Og smil så dere ser mindre truende ut

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Og husk manerene deres Ja sir Nei ma'am Vær så snill takk

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Det vil holde deg i live

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Og hold kondensen på vannet

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slik at det ser forfriskende og deilig ut

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Og så skjønte gutten at han snakket med en legende

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Han sa Herregud Takk T I

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Og rakte ut hånden for å få penger

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Og T I så på ham og sa

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Jeg har gitt deg spillet rullet opp vinduet og kjørte av gårde

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Ale T I opuścił szybę i zaczął wydawać dzieciakom polecenia

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Zwolnijcie nie biegnijcie do samochodu

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Nie wiecie co tam mają

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Uśmiechajcie się żeby nie wyglądać groźnie

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I pamiętajcie o dobrych manierach Tak proszę pana Proszę dziękuję

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To pozwoli wam przeżyć

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I pamiętajcie żeby na butelce była skroplona woda

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żeby wyglądała orzeźwiająco i smakowicie

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Wtedy ten dzieciak zdał sobie sprawę że rozmawia z legendą

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Powiedział O mój Boże Powiedział Dzięki T I

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I wyciągnął rękę żeby dostać kasę

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A T I spojrzał na niego i powiedział

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Dałem ci wędkę podniósł szybę i odjechał

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Mas o T I baixou a janela e começou a dar ordens aos miúdos

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Devagar não corram assim para o carro de alguém

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Vocês não sabem o que eles têm

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E sorriam para parecerem menos ameaçadores

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E tenham boas maneiras Sim senhor Não senhora Por favor obrigado

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Isso vai manter vos vivos

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E mantenham a condensação na água

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para que pareça refrescante e deliciosa

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E aquele miúdo percebeu que estava a falar com uma lenda

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Ele disse Meu Deus Obrigado T I

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E estendeu a mão para pedir dinheiro E O T I olhou para ele e disse

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Já te dei tudo Fechou a janela e foi se embora

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Dar T I a coborât geamul și a început să le dea ordine copiilor

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Mai încet nu puteți alerga spre mașina cuiva

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Nu știți ce au acolo

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Zâmbiți ca să păreți mai puțin amenințători

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Și nu uitați să fiți politicoși Da dle Nu dnă Vă rog mulțumesc

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Asta vă va ține în viață

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Și păstrați condensul pe apă

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ca să pară răcoritoare și delicioasă

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Și atunci copilul acela și a dat seama că vorbea cu o legendă

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A spus Doamne Mulțumesc T I

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Și i a întins mâna pentru bani

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Iar T I s a uitat la el și i a spus

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Ți am dat sfaturi și a ridicat geamul și a plecat

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Но T I опустил окно и начал их поучать

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Помедленнее не надо подбегать к машинам

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Люди же не знают что там у вас

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И улыбайтесь чтобы люди не пугались

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Будьте вежливыми Сэр Мэм Пожалуйста спасибо

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Поможет в живых остаться

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И не стирайте конденсат с бутылок

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чтобы вода выглядела свежей и вкусной

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И тут пацан понял что разговаривает с легендой

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Он говорит Боже мой Говорит Спасибо T I

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И тянет руку за деньгами

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А T I смотрит на него и говорит

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Я преподал тебе урок поднял окно и уехал

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Pero T I bajó la ventanilla y empezó a darles órdenes a los chicos

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Despacio no corran hacia cualquier auto

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No saben lo que llevan ahí dentro

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Y sonrían para parecer menos amenazantes

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No olviden los modales 'Sí señor No señora Por favor Gracias'

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Eso los mantendrá con vida

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Y que se vea la condensación sobre la botella

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para que parezca refrescante y deliciosa

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Entonces se daban cuenta de que estaban hablando con una leyenda

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El niño le dijo Dios mío Gracias T I

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Y extendió la mano pidiendo dinero

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Y T I lo miró y le dijo

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Ya te expliqué cómo funcionan las cosas subió la ventanilla y se marchó

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Men T I vevade ner fönstret och började ge barnen order

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Lugna er spring inte bara fram mot någons bil

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Ni vet inte vad de har där inne

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Och le så ni ser mindre hotfulla ut

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Och kom ihåg era manér 'Ja sir Nej ma'am Snälla tack '

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Sånt håller en vid liv

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Och se till att vattnet är täckt av kondens

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så att det ser uppfriskande och läckert ut

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Och då insåg den där ungen att han pratade med en legend

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Han sa Herregud Han sa Tack T I

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Och räckte fram handen

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Och den niggan T I såg på honom och sa

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Jag har gett dig spelet rullade upp fönstret och körde iväg

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แต ท ไอ หม นกระจกหน าต างลง เร มส งการเด กๆ

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ช าหน อย อย าว งพรวดพราด เข าหารถใครแบบน น

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เธอไม ร หรอกว าคนในรถพกอะไรมา

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แล วห ดย มซะ จะได ด ไม น ากล ว

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จำเร องมารยาทไว ด วย 'นะคร บ ไม คร บ ขอบค ณคร บ'

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น จะช วยให พวกเธอรอดตาย

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แล วก คอยด ขวดน ำให ม ไอน ำเกาะตลอด

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ม นจะได ด เย นเจ ยบน าก น

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พอเด กคนน นร ต วว า กำล งค ยก บแร ปเปอร ระด บตำนาน

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เขาอ ทานว า โอ พระเจ า ขอบค ณคร บพ ท ไอ

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แล วเขาก ย นม อขอเง น

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แต ท ไอ มองหน าเด กน นแล วพ ดว า

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พ ให เคล ดล บว ชาไปหมดแล วนะ แล วเขาก เล อนกระจกข น ข บรถออกไปเลย

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Ama T I camı indirip çocuklara emirler vermeye başladı

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Yavaşlayın öylece arabalara koşturmayın

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İçinde kim olduğunu bilmiyorsunuz

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Gülümseyin ki daha az tehditkâr görünün

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Görgü kurallarını unutmayın 'Evet bayım Hayır hanımefendi Lütfen sağ olun '

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Bu sizi hayatta tutar

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Suyun buğusunu üstünde tutun ki

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serinletici ve lezzetli görünsün

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Sonra çocuk bir efsaneyle konuştuğunu fark etti

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Aman Tanrım Teşekkürler T I dedi

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ve para istemek için elini uzattı

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T I ona bakıp

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Sana işin sırrını verdim deyip camı kapattı ve sürüp gitti

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Але Т І опустив вікно і почав давати дітям вказівки

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Повільніше не мчіть отак до чиєїсь машини

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Ви не знаєте що там у них

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Посміхайтеся щоб виглядати менш загрозливими

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І пам'ятайте про хороші манери Так сер Ні мем Будь ласка дякую

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Це збереже вам життя

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І нехай конденсат буде на пляшці

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щоб вона виглядала освіжаючою і смачною

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І тоді той хлопчик зрозумів що він розмовляє з легендою

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Він сказав О Боже мій Дякую Т І

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І простягнув руку по гроші

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А Т І подивився на нього і сказав

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Я навчив тебе азам Закрив вікно і поїхав

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Nhưng T I hạ cửa sổ xuống bắt đầu ra lệnh cho lũ trẻ

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Chậm lại đừng lao vào xe của người ta

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Các cháu không biết bên trong có gì

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Và hãy cười để trông bớt đáng sợ hơn

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Nhớ giữ lễ phép 'Vâng thưa ông Không thưa bà Làm ơn '

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Thế mới giữ mạng sống được

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Và giữ cho nước đó không bị đọng sương

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để trông tươi mát và ngon miệng

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Đứa trẻ đó nhận ra mình đang nói chuyện với một huyền thoại

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Nó nói Ôi trời ơi Nó nói Cảm ơn T I

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Và đưa tay ra xin tiền

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Và T I nhìn nó và nói

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Feb 05, 2026

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Movie Summary

Facing a world gone sideways, comedy icon Dave Chappelle delivers bold truths and potent punchlines in this no-holds-barred special.