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Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable...

I didn't know what to do. Next thing I know, the police,the Arab police came and these...

I didn't know what to do. Next thing I know, the police,the Arab police came and these niggasjust ushered me off stage. I didn't realize that I was under arrest.I said, "What's the meaning of this?" Clearly, these guys knowit was an accident. And the next thing I know,they charged me with murder. I said, "Murder?" The fuck? It was an accident. And then they had me in a court, and these niggas started readingtranscripts of all my transgender jokes. Trying to act likeI killed this bitch on purpose. I said, "I didn't even knowthis bitch was trans until her dick popped out." "This is a goddamn outrage." "I'm an American."

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I didn't know what to do
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Next thing I know the police the Arab police came
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and these niggas just ushered me off stage
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I didn't realize that I was under arrest I said What's the meaning of this
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Clearly these guys know it was an accident
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And the next thing I know they charged me with murder
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I said Murder
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The fuck It was an accident
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And then they had me in a court
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and these niggas started reading transcripts of all my transgender jokes
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Trying to act like I killed this bitch on purpose
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I said I didn't even know this bitch was trans
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until her dick popped out
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This is a goddamn outrage
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I'm an American
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00:19:59
Uploaded
Feb 05, 2026

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Facing a world gone sideways, comedy icon Dave Chappelle delivers bold truths and potent punchlines in this no-holds-barred special.
I still didn't think I was gonna get in trouble, but at the end of the case, this is the only word in the whole trial I understood. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:28
I still didn't think I was gonna get in trouble, but at...
Phew! Yeah, it's way easier to talk… in Saudi Arabia. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:12
Phew! Yeah, it's way easier to talk… in Saudi Arabia.
Jimmy Kimmel got canceled. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:54
Jimmy Kimmel got canceled.
Listen, I made a lot of money. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:40
Listen, I made a lot of money.
Shit ain't what it used to be, is it? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:08
Shit ain't what it used to be, is it?
Here's my thing about Puffy, and I gotta state my bias. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:08
Here's my thing about Puffy, and I gotta state my bias.
Years ago, I got attacked on stage… in-- in California at the Hollywood Bowl. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:15
Years ago, I got attacked on stage… in-- in California at...
This is another reason it's hard to talk in America, 'cause, you know, if you talk for a living and see Charlie Kirk get murdered that way, I'm gonna be honest, nigga, I was shook. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:21
This is another reason it's hard to talk in America,...
"You've never seen them like this." "They're playing for keeps." And then remember, the next day in the news, when all the information was still shoddy, they came out and they were like, "Apparently there were transgender messages inscribed on the bullets - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:26
"You've never seen them like this."...
And then weeks later they said what was written on the bullets. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:16
And then weeks later they said what was written on the...
I was at home like, "Nigga, I'm gonna need to see these bullets." How the fuck is this nigga writing whole paragraphs on bullets? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:14
I was at home like, "Nigga, I'm gonna need to see...
The Congress took a vote… that October 14th would be Charlie Kirk Remembrance Day, and everybody voted for it. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:33
The Congress took a vote… that October 14th would be Charlie...
I was on stage not long ago in the States and niggas got mad 'cause I said, "Well, you know, maybe Puff will get off." And I said, "I hope so." And the crowd was like, "Boo." Okay, look, it's not that I think Puff is right, but when I got attacked in L.A. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:47
I was on stage not long ago in the States and niggas got mad...
A thousand bottles of baby oil, that's a lot. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:34
A thousand bottles of baby oil, that's a lot.
No, I didn't see-- Look, no, I didn't see none of the stuff they said in that trial. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:40
No, I didn't see-- Look, no, I didn't see none of...
He goes, "What are you into?" You know me, I didn't-- I was like, "I don't know, nigga, books, video games, um…" - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:13
He goes, "What are you into?" You know me, I...
God bless her. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:36
God bless her.
But Cassie is a gangster. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:44
But Cassie is a gangster.
Cassie had to do way harder than that. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:18
Cassie had to do way harder than that.
Tonight, I had done something, I had, like, prepared something that I wanted to try. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:38
Tonight, I had done something, I had, like, prepared...