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I own everything, nigga, everything
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Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable...

I own everything, nigga, everything

I own everything, nigga, everything

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I own everything nigga everything
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Feb 05, 2026

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Facing a world gone sideways, comedy icon Dave Chappelle delivers bold truths and potent punchlines in this no-holds-barred special.
I used to be mad at white people when I was young because I thought they were unfair. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:15
I used to be mad at white people when I was young because I...
I own so much property in this town, and this is true, these white people think I'm responsible for their well-being. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:51
I own so much property in this town, and this is true, these...
You know, I don't know where these poor whites got the money. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:45
You know, I don't know where these poor whites got the...
Nigga, I bought the firehouse. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:46
Nigga, I bought the firehouse.
He knew something was wrong. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:20
He knew something was wrong.
I said, "Mick, you are going to love this place." "Mick, these bitches will put a ring around a public pool." Dirty hippie pussy, that's what I'm dealing with. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:16
I said, "Mick, you are going to love this place."...
I'm not a drug guy at all, right? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:13
I'm not a drug guy at all, right?
But you know how show business is. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:42
But you know how show business is.
You ever get some weed head? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:23
You ever get some weed head?
Recently in the news… I've been getting a lot of grief, again… because I did a comedy festival in Saudi Arabia. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:14
Recently in the news… I've been getting a lot of grief,...
And you hear those cheers, that's Black people. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:06
And you hear those cheers, that's Black people.
These niggas clowned me because I was on stage in Saudi Arabia. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:17
These niggas clowned me because I was on stage in Saudi...
Oh, I stand ten toes on that. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:19
Oh, I stand ten toes on that.
Them niggas couldn't get enough of that shit. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:07
Them niggas couldn't get enough of that shit.
Every article said that comedians whored themselves out to a dictator. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:16
Every article said that comedians whored themselves out to a...
He did it. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:19
He did it.
Crowd was going nuts. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:57
Crowd was going nuts.
'Cause I was on the stage killing it, and the falcon was just looking all stupid like this. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:10
'Cause I was on the stage killing it, and the falcon...
Man, this falcon lost his goddamn mind. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:22
Man, this falcon lost his goddamn mind.
I didn't know what to do. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:49
I didn't know what to do.