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Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable...

Thank you very much. Please, everyone, have a seat. Be comfortable

Thank you very much. Please, everyone, have a seat. Be comfortable

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Thank you very much
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Please everyone have a seat
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Be comfortable
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Duration
9 seconds
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Timestamp in Movie
00:02:12
Uploaded
Feb 05, 2026

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Facing a world gone sideways, comedy icon Dave Chappelle delivers bold truths and potent punchlines in this no-holds-barred special.
Now, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you how this show came to be. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:10
Now, I gotta tell you, I gotta tell you how this show came...
In January, when this nigga, Trump and Elon… - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:07
In January, when this nigga, Trump and Elon…
…made this DOGE thing, and cut all those government jobs, the housing market in my hometown plunged 20% in the first quarter. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:17
…made this DOGE thing, and cut all those government jobs,...
…but, boy, they did that, didn't they? - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:18
…but, boy, they did that, didn't they?
But then my governor in Ohio sent our National Guard to police my hometown. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:13
But then my governor in Ohio sent our National Guard to...
Because these niggas is trying to take the chocolate out of Chocolate City. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:06
Because these niggas is trying to take the chocolate out of...
I said, "I gotta go home while it's still the city I remember." And then I went on Instagram and saw all the protests in D.C. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:19
I said, "I gotta go home while it's still the city...
This nigga Trump was talking like he goes out to dinner. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:27
This nigga Trump was talking like he goes out to dinner.
You got to be reasonable. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:13
You got to be reasonable.
And I came here mad, ready to fight, but when I drove through the city, it looked clean, guys. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:10
And I came here mad, ready to fight, but when I drove...
A lot better than the last time I was here. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:12
A lot better than the last time I was here.
I was waiting for somebody to do something about the homeless. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:24
I was waiting for somebody to do something about the...
No, no, no, don't clap for me. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:12
No, no, no, don't clap for me.
And I'm sorry I didn't come home sooner, but I've been very busy in Ohio. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:17
And I'm sorry I didn't come home sooner, but...
I like it there. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 01:00
I like it there.
I own everything, nigga, everything. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:06
I own everything, nigga, everything.
I used to be mad at white people when I was young because I thought they were unfair. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:15
I used to be mad at white people when I was young because I...
I own so much property in this town, and this is true, these white people think I'm responsible for their well-being. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:51
I own so much property in this town, and this is true, these...
You know, I don't know where these poor whites got the money. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:45
You know, I don't know where these poor whites got the...
Nigga, I bought the firehouse. - Dave Chappelle: The Unstoppable... 00:46
Nigga, I bought the firehouse.