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David Cross: Oh Come On

And I-- I don't-- And she's not gesturing with it,she's just holding it, expectantly, you...

And I-- I don't-- And she's not gesturing with it,
she's just holding it, expectantly, you know,
and I'm like, I don't-- I don't

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And I-- I don't--
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And she's not gesturing with it, she's just holding it,
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expectantly, you know, and I'm like,
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I don't-- I don't...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:32
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
Just like, "Oh, yeah, that's a... McJohnson 740. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Just like, "Oh, yeah, that's a... McJohnson 740.
That's the... that's the brand I use. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
That's the... that's the brand I use.
I'm glad my wife made the appointment here, you know." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I'm glad my wife made the appointment here, you know.&q...
And my Vietnamese is not that much better. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And my Vietnamese is not that much better. And...
After a couple of seconds, like, "Oh, I-- she's-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
After a couple of seconds, like, "Oh, I-- she's--
Like, "Okay, yes, okay, I understand." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Like, "Okay, yes, okay, I understand."
And then I spend the next... couple minutes, uh, just... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And then I spend the next... couple minutes, uh, just...
[indistinct] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[indistinct]
After what feels like five minutes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
After what feels like five minutes,
And she-- and also, uh, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And she-- and also, uh,
Uh, I don't know who's here tomorrow or... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Uh, I don't know who's here tomorrow or...
Is it Cosmic Charlie? [laughs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
Is it Cosmic Charlie? [laughs]
They're a Grateful Dead cover band. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
They're a Grateful Dead cover band.
I just love the idea of sound check-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
I just love the idea of sound check--
Isn't the whole fucking show a sound check? [laughs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
Isn't the whole fucking show a sound check? [laughs]
♪ Honey in the haystack Feelin' good, the sunshine-- ♪ - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
♪ Honey in the haystack Feelin' good, the sunshine-- ♪...
I do love the idea, though, that there'll be a band, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
I do love the idea, though, that there'll be a band,
Are-- do you have-- you have your shoes off enough?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
Are-- do you have-- you have your shoes off enough?"
Ready? One, two, one, two, three-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Ready? One, two, one, two, three--
[sniffing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
[sniffing]