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And... I remember laying on the ground
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David Cross: Oh Come On

And... I remember layingon the ground, you know, getting beat upand thinking, "Well... at...

And... I remember laying
on the ground, you know, getting beat up
and thinking, "Well... at least I'm not
in Santa Monica." So, you know, even as

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And... I remember laying on the ground,
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you know, getting beat up and thinking,
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"Well... at least I'm not in Santa Monica."
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So, you know, even as...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:47
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
One thing that my wife, for years, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
One thing that my wife, for years,
I was pretty naive and ignorant as to exactly what took place - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
I was pretty naive and ignorant as to exactly what took plac...
But I knew enough to say, "Fuck no. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
But I knew enough to say, "Fuck no.
No thank you. That does not sound good at all. At all." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
No thank you. That does not sound good at all. At all."
It'll be funny. You'll get a bit out of it." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
It'll be funny. You'll get a bit out of it."
She truly thought that at this couple's colonic, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
She truly thought that at this couple's colonic,
Together, on a bed, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
Together, on a bed,
Allow that image - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
Allow that image
'Cause I am going to tell you exactly what happened - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
'Cause I am going to tell you exactly what happened
So... fucking relent, okay, we're gonna go. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So... fucking relent, okay, we're gonna go.
And she makes an appointment for us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she makes an appointment for us,
Gentle... gentle, gentle wellness. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gentle... gentle, gentle wellness.
[gasps] Gentle wellness... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
[gasps] Gentle wellness...
[whispering] You go in, it's very... it's very soft - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
[whispering] You go in, it's very... it's very sof...
You know, and there's like an older hippie woman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
You know, and there's like an older hippie woman
No one... just... it's making everyone nervous. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
No one... just... it's making everyone nervous.
No one needs hair this long. For safety sake, ma'am, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
No one needs hair this long. For safety sake, ma'am,
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes.
[imitates chimes ringing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
[imitates chimes ringing]