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And I'm walking down the hallway like this
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David Cross: Oh Come On

And I'm walking downthe hallway like this because it feelslike I'm shitting

And I'm walking down
the hallway like this because it feels
like I'm shitting

Full Transcript

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And I'm walking down the hallway like this
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because it feels like I'm shitting.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:06
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
Not-- not like, "Oh, I think I need to shit," - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Not-- not like, "Oh, I think I need to shit,"
This feels like I am constantly shitting. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
This feels like I am constantly shitting.
Like if you've ever taken acid or mushrooms, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Like if you've ever taken acid or mushrooms,
Oh, no, I'm not! No, I'm not! No." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, no, I'm not! No, I'm not! No."
And I walk down the hallway - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And I walk down the hallway
And she pops up, and she says, and I quote, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And she pops up, and she says, and I quote,
No, I do not want to get sushi. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
No, I do not want to get sushi.
I want to go home and take a rape shower." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I want to go home and take a rape shower."
And speaking of taking a rape shower... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And speaking of taking a rape shower...
I am starting to-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I am starting to--
I was like you, "It'll be fun! It'll be funny! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I was like you, "It'll be fun! It'll be funny...
Burn the Constitution down." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
Burn the Constitution down."
There's a Twitter thing, uh, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
There's a Twitter thing, uh,
I'm not-- I don't know-- I'm not good at Twitter. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not-- I don't know-- I'm not good at Twit...
I'm not. And... I mean, I know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not. And... I mean, I know...
I know enough-- I know how to write something - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I know enough-- I know how to write something
I know how to respond to people who say something negative - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I know how to respond to people who say something negative
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how
You know, where they take photos - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
You know, where they take photos
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies