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And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right?
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David Cross: Oh Come On

And this is how I reactedto imminent danger, all right?

And this is how I reacted
to imminent danger, all right?

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And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:54
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went,
"Oh, come on?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"Oh, come on?"
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know what is-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know ...
That's what I'm made of. I don't know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
That's what I'm made of. I don't know,
Like, you know, "Oh, come on. Are you really gonna-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Like, you know, "Oh, come on. Are you really gonna--
The dog won't give you any trouble. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
The dog won't give you any trouble.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.
Oh, thank God I'm not a father. I'd be the most useless father. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, thank God I'm not a father. I'd be the most us...
Oh, God, I'm... I'm bleeding out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, God, I'm... I'm bleeding out.
This is it. This... this is it. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
This is it. This... this is it.
At least I'm not in Santa Monica." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
At least I'm not in Santa Monica."
-Thank you, guys. -[music plays] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
-Thank you, guys. -[music plays]
Thank all of y'all. You guys are awesome. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Thank all of y'all. You guys are awesome.
♪ At the bottom of a swamp ♪ - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
♪ At the bottom of a swamp ♪
♪ To see the rot in no disguise ♪ - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:22
♪ To see the rot in no disguise ♪
♪ To be alive ♪ - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
♪ To be alive ♪
Are you ready prepared to have your tickle skeletons crushed? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Are you ready prepared to have your tickle skeletons crushed...
Seriously, I'm in a recording booth in LA, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
Seriously, I'm in a recording booth in LA,
-[cheering] -[Cross] Asheville! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -[Cross] Asheville!