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David Cross: Oh Come On

And if I've produced a decent,kind, ethical, moral, charitable, contributingmember to...

And if I've produced a decent,
kind, ethical, moral, charitable, contributing
member to society, then I will gladly
accept your applause, but, you know, I... you know, it's a little early to tell
is what I'm

Full Transcript

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And if I've produced a decent, kind, ethical, moral,
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charitable, contributing member to society,
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then I will gladly accept your applause, but,
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you know, I... you know,
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it's a little early to tell is what I'm...
Duration
16 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:04:33
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
I mean, she could turn out to be a cunt. You know? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I mean, she could turn out to be a cunt. You know?
You know well-intended, well-meaning parents - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
You know well-intended, well-meaning parents
Their children are fucking shitty pieces - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Their children are fucking shitty pieces
And, I mean, obviously my wife and I are, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And, I mean, obviously my wife and I are, you know,
We could put in all the work, and she still ends up - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
We could put in all the work, and she still ends up
You can throw as many future feminist onesies on an infant, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You can throw as many future feminist onesies on an infant,
When I was growing up, my dad had a coffee mug - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
When I was growing up, my dad had a coffee mug
And he was a lying asshole piece of shit. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And he was a lying asshole piece of shit.
He was a piece of shit. So what I'm saying is - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He was a piece of shit. So what I'm saying is
I blame the Chinese, really. Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I blame the Chinese, really. Uh...
But, you know, I am a first-time father. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
But, you know, I am a first-time father.
Longtime listener. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Longtime listener. And...
And just to allay any fears, I'm... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And just to allay any fears, I'm...
I'm not gonna do an hour of dad jokes. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not gonna do an hour of dad jokes. All right?
-Yes, exactly. -[scattered cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
-Yes, exactly. -[scattered cheering]
And two, it would make me quite a hypocrite, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And two, it would make me quite a hypocrite, you know,
I mean, that's... it's a wholly unique experience to me. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I mean, that's... it's a wholly unique experience ...
So of course I've made some observations - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So of course I've made some observations
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And I'm certainly not gonna tell you, you know,
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But she is precocious, I will say that. She is...