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And so we are taking her in for her one year physical
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David Cross: Oh Come On

And so we are taking her infor her one year physical, which means, obviously,my wife and I...

And so we are taking her in
for her one year physical, which means, obviously,
my wife and I had the big discussion
and, uh, we have decided to let her live.
And

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And so we are taking her in for her one year physical,
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which means, obviously, my wife and I
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had the big discussion and, uh,
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we have decided to let her live. And...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
30
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:17
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that
What did Daddy tell you?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
What did Daddy tell you?"
Not like..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Not like..."
I truly believe that it's... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I truly believe that it's...
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
A kid is never too young to learn about abortion.
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I... no reason not to tell them. No reason.
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I do believe this, though, sincerely. Uh...
I truly think that having a kid - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
I truly think that having a kid
And I don't think it's a conscious decision - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I don't think it's a conscious decision
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the back - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the...
I think there should be more of me in the world. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I think there should be more of me in the world.
I gotta balance this out." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:17
I gotta balance this out."
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future
[inhales] "Well... [sighs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
[inhales] "Well... [sighs]
[inhales] My diabetes is getting pretty bad. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[inhales] My diabetes is getting pretty bad.
Pretty soon, I'm gonna out-fat - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Pretty soon, I'm gonna out-fat
[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it,
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about.
Surely you know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Surely you know what I'm talking about.