To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
And so this is a story about when I
Please log in to add to collections.
David Cross: Oh Come On

And so this is a storyabout when I was faced with immediateimpending danger, and I'm not...

And so this is a story
about when I was faced with immediate
impending danger, and I'm not talking about
the kind of slow-motion thing, where, you know, you've got time
to think it out, where you're on the subway
and there's

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.526
And so this is a story about when I
00:00:04.613 --> 00:00:08.312
was faced with immediate impending danger,
00:00:08.399 --> 00:00:12.049
and I'm not talking about the kind of slow-motion thing,
00:00:12.577 --> 00:00:14.449
where, you know, you've got time to think it out,
00:00:14.536 --> 00:00:16.102
where you're on the subway and there's...
Duration
16 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:03:49
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
There's some kids and an elderly couple - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
There's some kids and an elderly couple
All right, if he starts popping off, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:29
All right, if he starts popping off,
So roughly four years ago, my wife and I were upstate - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So roughly four years ago, my wife and I were upstate
My wife had taken a shower. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
My wife had taken a shower.
And we have a steam shower, so she had opened up the windows - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And we have a steam shower, so she had opened up the windows
So she had opened that to let the steam out - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
So she had opened that to let the steam out
And 20 minutes later, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And 20 minutes later,
It's dark out, just one... one light behind me. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It's dark out, just one... one light behind me.
And I'm naked, which is how I like to shower now. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm naked, which is how I like to shower now.
-[cheering] -Uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -Uh...
And I open the door, it's a small bathroom, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And I open the door, it's a small bathroom,
And when I tell you all the things I'm about to tell you, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:21
And when I tell you all the things I'm about to tell yo...
And I'm like, "Who's this fucking crazy naked motherfucker - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm like, "Who's this fucking crazy naked...
What the fuck is going on?" And I'm the line of defense - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
What the fuck is going on?" And I'm the line of de...
I'm it. And this fucking crazy motherfucker's coming at me, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I'm it. And this fucking crazy motherfucker's comi...
And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right?
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went,
"Oh, come on?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"Oh, come on?"
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know what is-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know ...
That's what I'm made of. I don't know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
That's what I'm made of. I don't know,