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David Cross: Oh Come On

And then Secret Serviceis like, "Holy shit!" You know,and they come running up

And then Secret Service
is like, "Holy shit!" You know,
and they come running up

Full Transcript

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And then Secret Service is like, "Holy shit!"
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You know, and they come running up.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:57:42
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[grunts] He's got steel-tipped boots on. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[grunts] He's got steel-tipped boots on.
And then they separate them, "Mr. Perlman! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And then they separate them, "Mr. Perlman!
Stop it! Go over there." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Stop it! Go over there."
So Trump's team gets over, they lift him up, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So Trump's team gets over, they lift him up,
He's... [grunts] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He's... [grunts]
Didn't hurt at all, Rotten Ronnie - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Didn't hurt at all, Rotten Ronnie
Didn't really hurt. My hands are bigger than his hands. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Didn't really hurt. My hands are bigger than his hands.
And no monkey business. Okay? No monkey business." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And no monkey business. Okay? No monkey business."
He's fucking pounding away! And there's no give, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
He's fucking pounding away! And there's no give,
And... and Trump is just made - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And... and Trump is just made
So bits of esophagus and bloody cheek are coming up. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
So bits of esophagus and bloody cheek are coming up.
And then Secret Service is like, "Holy shit!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And then Secret Service is like, "Holy shit!"
You've upset a handful of people. Now, stop it!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You've upset a handful of people. Now, stop it!"
And Trump's lying there, moaning, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And Trump's lying there, moaning,
And... barely conscious. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And... barely conscious.
This... Da,this is good, huh, comrade? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
This... Da,this is good, huh, comrade?
You... you like this, comrade, wake up, wake up! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You... you like this, comrade, wake up, wake up!
Ma'am I'm gonna need you to come over here - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Ma'am I'm gonna need you to come over here
Clear a passageway!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:28
Clear a passageway!"
In fact, it's crass, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
In fact, it's crass,