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And then this way, I can't taint her
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David Cross: Oh Come On

And then this way,I can't taint her with any of my straight, white, hetero, cis,normative...

And then this way,
I can't taint her with any of my straight, white, hetero, cis,
normative maleness things

Full Transcript

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And then this way, I can't taint her
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with any of my straight, white,
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hetero, cis, normative maleness things.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:24
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I've also decided that I'm not gonna teach her - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And I've also decided that I'm not gonna teach her
No "he's" or "she's." But everybody will be "they." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
No "he's" or "she's." But ever...
But so that she'll fail English. So... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
But so that she'll fail English. So...
That's pretty cool. That's a milestone that, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
That's pretty cool. That's a milestone that,
She said "Pyongyang." Which is... pretty cool. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She said "Pyongyang." Which is... pretty cool.
No, she doesn't talk, but she does that kind of - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:18
No, she doesn't talk, but she does that kind of
But really quite the opposite early in the morning - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:18
But really quite the opposite early in the morning
You know, 'cause I'm holding her with my left arm - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You know, 'cause I'm holding her with my left arm
It's... her mouth is right here and I'm doing all this stuff - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
It's... her mouth is right here and I'm doing all ...
And I'm doing this by myself. I'm there by myself - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And I'm doing this by myself. I'm there by myself
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
[cheering]
And anyway, so I'm getting all that stuff together, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And anyway, so I'm getting all that stuff together,
Sa, sa..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Sa, sa..."
I've gotta put her down. I can't put her on the floor, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I've gotta put her down. I can't put her on the fl...
And, um... it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And, um... it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
You know. If nothing else, it allows her to get - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You know. If nothing else, it allows her to get
[audience laughing, groaning] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
[audience laughing, groaning]
Her great-grandfather built ovens. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Her great-grandfather built ovens.
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out.
We have to take her for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
We have to take her for her one year physical,