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David Cross: Oh Come On

And then, because we've decidedall this in advance, there's no campaigning,there's no...

And then, because we've decided
all this in advance, there's no campaigning,
there's no canvassing, there's no focus group,
there's no polling, there's no ad buy-outs,
there's not even a convention

Full Transcript

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And then, because we've decided all this in advance,
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there's no campaigning, there's no canvassing,
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there's no focus group, there's no polling,
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there's no ad buy-outs, there's not even a convention.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:44
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:25
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions
The big day comes, it's the debate, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
The big day comes, it's the debate,
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy
I accomplished more in my first nine days - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I accomplished more in my first nine days
I invented water and I can bend space and time." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I invented water and I can bend space and time."
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for president, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for presi...
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy,
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman,
He punches Trump, but... but he doesn't punch him this way. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
He punches Trump, but... but he doesn't punch him this ...
He punches him kind of down, so Trump just immediately - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
He punches him kind of down, so Trump just immediately
And I don't know if you've seen Ron Perlman's fists, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I don't know if you've seen Ron Perlman's...
And then Secret Service is like, "Holy shit!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And then Secret Service is like, "Holy shit!"
[grunts] He's got steel-tipped boots on. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[grunts] He's got steel-tipped boots on.
And then they separate them, "Mr. Perlman! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And then they separate them, "Mr. Perlman!
Stop it! Go over there." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Stop it! Go over there."
So Trump's team gets over, they lift him up, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So Trump's team gets over, they lift him up,
He's... [grunts] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He's... [grunts]
Didn't hurt at all, Rotten Ronnie - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Didn't hurt at all, Rotten Ronnie
Didn't really hurt. My hands are bigger than his hands. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Didn't really hurt. My hands are bigger than his hands.
And no monkey business. Okay? No monkey business." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And no monkey business. Okay? No monkey business."