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David Cross: Oh Come On

At the foot of the bed is this crystal-clear, pristine, spotless, acrylic,rectangular box....

at the foot of the bed is this crystal-clear, pristine, spotless, acrylic,
rectangular box. Right?

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at the foot of the bed
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is this crystal-clear, pristine,
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spotless, acrylic, rectangular box. Right?
Duration
12 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:25:38
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
It's like this deep, about that wide. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's like this deep, about that wide.
And on the back of it, it's all one... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And on the back of it, it's all one...
Like, one solid, white, soft white light. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Like, one solid, white, soft white light.
It's backlit by this white light. Right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's backlit by this white light. Right?
Inside of the acrylic rectangle, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
Inside of the acrylic rectangle,
Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Oh, yes, indeed. Oh, yes, indeed.
And then it ends in a little drain in the floor. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And then it ends in a little drain in the floor.
Some rich asshole's... no pun, no pun. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Some rich asshole's... no pun, no pun.
Emanating from the top of the rectangular box, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
Emanating from the top of the rectangular box,
At the end of the tube is roughly about, um, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
At the end of the tube is roughly about, um,
So I come out of the... come out of the room, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
So I come out of the... come out of the room,
And I-- you know, she's just holding it like this. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And I-- you know, she's just holding it like this.
And I-- I don't-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And I-- I don't--
Just like, "Oh, yeah, that's a... McJohnson 740. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Just like, "Oh, yeah, that's a... McJohnson 740.
That's the... that's the brand I use. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
That's the... that's the brand I use.
I'm glad my wife made the appointment here, you know." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I'm glad my wife made the appointment here, you know.&q...
And my Vietnamese is not that much better. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And my Vietnamese is not that much better. And...
After a couple of seconds, like, "Oh, I-- she's-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
After a couple of seconds, like, "Oh, I-- she's--
Like, "Okay, yes, okay, I understand." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Like, "Okay, yes, okay, I understand."
And then I spend the next... couple minutes, uh, just... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And then I spend the next... couple minutes, uh, just...