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But the first thing I always do when I get to D.C
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David Cross: Oh Come On

But the first thing I alwaysdo when I get to D.C., and I did it this time as well,is I...

But the first thing I always
do when I get to D.C., and I did it this time as well,
is I always go and pay my respects to the Tomb
of the Unknown Lobbyist

Full Transcript

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But the first thing I always do when I get to D.C.,
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and I did it this time as well, is I always go
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and pay my respects to the Tomb of the Unknown Lobbyist.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
36
Timestamp in Movie
00:00:45
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And, uh... it's great. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And, uh... it's great.
And except they have this weird rule, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And except they have this weird rule,
And I asked the guy, "Why do I have to take my shoes off - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And I asked the guy, "Why do I have to take my shoes of...
This is-- I don't want anybody to get, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
This is-- I don't want anybody to get, you know,
It's 100 percent fresh, Rotten Tomatoes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It's 100 percent fresh, Rotten Tomatoes,
It's great, I'm just warming up, so, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It's great, I'm just warming up, so, you know,
But before I do get into the actual set, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
But before I do get into the actual set,
Address the tragic events that occurred - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Address the tragic events that occurred
Uh, there's nothing, obviously nothing funny about it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Uh, there's nothing, obviously nothing funny about it,
The terrorist bombings that took place - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
The terrorist bombings that took place
But I believe you have to find a silver lining in everything. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But I believe you have to find a silver lining in everything...
And as awful as they were, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And as awful as they were,
2024 U.S. Paralympic team should have a very strong showing. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
2024 U.S. Paralympic team should have a very strong showing.
Too soon. It's just... it's too soon. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Too soon. It's just... it's too soon.
So I was on the... I was on the internet the other day, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
So I was on the... I was on the internet the other day,
And I hope it wasn't Michael Nesmith, you know? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And I hope it wasn't Michael Nesmith, you know?
He wrote all the songs. When we think fondly - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
He wrote all the songs. When we think fondly
First joke was too soon, second one was too late. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
First joke was too soon, second one was too late.
So I think I speak for everyone in this room here tonight - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So I think I speak for everyone in this room here tonight
And it always bothered me. Even before I had a kid, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And it always bothered me. Even before I had a kid,