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But there are things I want her to know
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David Cross: Oh Come On

But there are thingsI want her to know that I think are importantfor her to know, as she...

But there are things
I want her to know that I think are important
for her to know, as she tries to navigate her way through this awful, awful world
we're giving her

Full Transcript

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But there are things I want her to know
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that I think are important for her to know,
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as she tries to navigate her way
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through this awful, awful world we're giving her.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:09
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And... and there are certain things - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And... and there are certain things
So what I do is, at night, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
So what I do is, at night,
[clicks, imitates white noise] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:40
[clicks, imitates white noise]
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist.
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
[cheering]
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work.
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically.
She comes from a loving family. So, um... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
She comes from a loving family. So, um...
And, you know, I was... I had a pretty shitty childhood - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And, you know, I was... I had a pretty shitty childhood
And she's from Santa Monica, born and raised, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And she's from Santa Monica, born and raised,
I-- I have a general dislike for LA. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I-- I have a general dislike for LA.
If I had to laser focus on a place, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
If I had to laser focus on a place,
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me
They act like they're so progressive and liberal - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
They act like they're so progressive and liberal
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica
That's it, you know? It's just varying degrees of pale to tan. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
That's it, you know? It's just varying degrees of ...
And then, mixed with that, is this weird aggro bullshit - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:21
And then, mixed with that, is this weird aggro bullshit
And you... you truly can't tell if he's homeless - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And you... you truly can't tell if he's homeless
And you're walking by and the guy's like, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And you're walking by and the guy's like,