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David Cross: Oh Come On

'Cause I am going to tell youexactly what happened in great detail,in great detail

'Cause I am going to tell you
exactly what happened in great detail,
in great detail

Full Transcript

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'Cause I am going to tell you exactly what happened
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in great detail, in great detail.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:42
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
So... fucking relent, okay, we're gonna go. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So... fucking relent, okay, we're gonna go.
And she makes an appointment for us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she makes an appointment for us,
Gentle... gentle, gentle wellness. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gentle... gentle, gentle wellness.
[gasps] Gentle wellness... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
[gasps] Gentle wellness...
[whispering] You go in, it's very... it's very soft - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
[whispering] You go in, it's very... it's very sof...
You know, and there's like an older hippie woman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
You know, and there's like an older hippie woman
No one... just... it's making everyone nervous. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
No one... just... it's making everyone nervous.
No one needs hair this long. For safety sake, ma'am, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
No one needs hair this long. For safety sake, ma'am,
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes.
[imitates chimes ringing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
[imitates chimes ringing]
[nonsensical chanting] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[nonsensical chanting]
I can't do it all at once. I'm not Michael Winslow, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I can't do it all at once. I'm not Michael Winslow...
And then so we go and we get our forms - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And then so we go and we get our forms
And then after a minute or two, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And then after a minute or two,
She comes out and she goes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
She comes out and she goes,
My wife gets taken down the hallway this way, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
My wife gets taken down the hallway this way,
I knew were weren't gonna lay there!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I knew were weren't gonna lay there!"
And it turns out to be an extremely minor victory - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And it turns out to be an extremely minor victory
Where am I? What's this room?" And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Where am I? What's this room?" And...