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'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate
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David Cross: Oh Come On

'Cause we think that'd bea better candidate than two corporate shills..."All right, yeah....

'Cause we think that'd be
a better candidate than two corporate shills..."
All right, yeah. Great

Full Transcript

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'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate
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than two corporate shills..." All right, yeah. Great.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:54:21
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies,
So... all the Democrats get together - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So... all the Democrats get together
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Trump. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Tr...
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest,
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right?
So... so Ron Perlman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
So... so Ron Perlman
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school,
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know,
But for these purposes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
But for these purposes,
And then, because we've decided all this in advance, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And then, because we've decided all this in advance,
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:25
And then we take the literally tens of billions and billions
The big day comes, it's the debate, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
The big day comes, it's the debate,
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
Sponsored by the Daughters of the Confederacy
I accomplished more in my first nine days - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I accomplished more in my first nine days
I invented water and I can bend space and time." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I invented water and I can bend space and time."
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for president, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
"And now here's the Democratic candidate for presi...
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's fine. He can wear his Sons of Anarchy,
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And they're like, "All right, Mr. Perlman,