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Duration
5 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
01:05:44
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I open the door, it's a small bathroom, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And I open the door, it's a small bathroom,
And when I tell you all the things I'm about to tell you, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:21
And when I tell you all the things I'm about to tell yo...
And I'm like, "Who's this fucking crazy naked motherfucker - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm like, "Who's this fucking crazy naked...
What the fuck is going on?" And I'm the line of defense - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
What the fuck is going on?" And I'm the line of de...
I'm it. And this fucking crazy motherfucker's coming at me, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I'm it. And this fucking crazy motherfucker's comi...
And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And this is how I reacted to imminent danger, all right?
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
This is what I said. This is who I am. I went,
"Oh, come on?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"Oh, come on?"
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know what is-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I don't know what I'm thinking! I don't know ...
That's what I'm made of. I don't know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
That's what I'm made of. I don't know,
Like, you know, "Oh, come on. Are you really gonna-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Like, you know, "Oh, come on. Are you really gonna--
The dog won't give you any trouble. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
The dog won't give you any trouble.
Oh, Jesus. Oh, God. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, Jesus. Oh, God.
Oh, thank God I'm not a father. I'd be the most useless father. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, thank God I'm not a father. I'd be the most us...
Oh, God, I'm... I'm bleeding out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, God, I'm... I'm bleeding out.
This is it. This... this is it. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
This is it. This... this is it.
At least I'm not in Santa Monica." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
At least I'm not in Santa Monica."
-Thank you, guys. -[music plays] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
-Thank you, guys. -[music plays]
Thank all of y'all. You guys are awesome. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Thank all of y'all. You guys are awesome.
♪ At the bottom of a swamp ♪ - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
♪ At the bottom of a swamp ♪