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David Cross: Oh Come On

Clear a passageway!" "Clear it, goddamn it!" "I know what I'm doing!I had lamb vindaloo...

Clear a passageway!" [farting sound] "Clear it, goddamn it!"
[farting sound] "I know what I'm doing!
I had lamb vindaloo last night!" [farting sound] "Open up his fucking eyes!"
[farting sound] "Nice release, Mr. Cross."
"Thank you very much." [farting sound] [cheering, applause]

Full Transcript

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Clear a passageway!"
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[farting sound]
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"Clear it, goddamn it!" [farting sound]
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"I know what I'm doing! I had lamb vindaloo last night!"
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[farting sound]
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"Open up his fucking eyes!" [farting sound]
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"Nice release, Mr. Cross." "Thank you very much."
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[farting sound]
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[cheering, applause]
Duration
28 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:23
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
In fact, it's crass, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
In fact, it's crass,
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[cheering]
Thank you for being a part of this. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Thank you for being a part of this.
I did not say sit down. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I did not say sit down.
So, obviously, I was making all that stuff up - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
So, obviously, I was making all that stuff up
I do not have a kid. No. No, thank you. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I do not have a kid. No. No, thank you.
Before I go, I want to leave you with this one last story. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Before I go, I want to leave you with this one last story.
And it's a story, all true, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And it's a story, all true,
You know, what they're made of. And this is a story - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
You know, what they're made of. And this is a story
To know what stuff I'm made of. You know what I mean? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
To know what stuff I'm made of. You know what I mean?
Like, you know when you read or see a news story - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:30
Like, you know when you read or see a news story
We read stories, we see those stories, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
We read stories, we see those stories,
"What would I have done in that situation?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"What would I have done in that situation?"
And so this is a story about when I - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
And so this is a story about when I
There's some kids and an elderly couple - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
There's some kids and an elderly couple
All right, if he starts popping off, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:29
All right, if he starts popping off,
So roughly four years ago, my wife and I were upstate - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
So roughly four years ago, my wife and I were upstate
My wife had taken a shower. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
My wife had taken a shower.
And we have a steam shower, so she had opened up the windows - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And we have a steam shower, so she had opened up the windows
So she had opened that to let the steam out - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
So she had opened that to let the steam out