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[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz
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David Cross: Oh Come On

So she turn the nozz

[fake Vietnamese accent]
So she turn the nozz

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[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:16
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water.
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience.
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting feeling. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting fe...
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is...
An American classic. American classic. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
An American classic. American classic.
So anyway, so... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So anyway, so...
And the silence is just deafening. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And the silence is just deafening.
It's so awkward, it's so weird, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's so awkward, it's so weird,
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange thing. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange...
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gonna go on - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gon...
You know, I'm just sitting there like... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, I'm just sitting there like...
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say something. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say someth...
And she starts to... very slowly, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she starts to... very slowly,
And as soon as she starts to answer, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And as soon as she starts to answer,
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous.
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! Re--" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! ...
It felt like I was going to rip apart - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It felt like I was going to rip apart
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it,
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me