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I gotta balance this out.

David Cross: Oh Come On

I gotta balance this out." And I know there's a lotof different reasons people say they...

David Cross: Oh Come On • 2019

I gotta balance this out." And I know there's a lot
of different reasons people say they wanna have kids,
you know, "You know,
I want unconditional love, and I want a buddy," and where I'm from,
in the South, I think people have kids
for practical reasons

Full Transcript

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I gotta balance this out."

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And I know there's a lot of different reasons

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people say they wanna have kids, you know,

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"You know, I want unconditional love,

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and I want a buddy,"

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and where I'm from, in the South,

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I think people have kids for practical reasons.

Duration

17 seconds

Views

27

Timestamp in Movie

00:14:10

Uploaded

Jun 16, 2025

Genres

Production

Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.