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I know enough-- I know how to write something
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David Cross: Oh Come On

I know enough-- I know howto write something that will ruin my career.That I've got down

I know enough-- I know how
to write something that will ruin my career.
That I've got down

Full Transcript

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I know enough-- I know how to write something
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that will ruin my career. That I've got down.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:40:18
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
I know how to respond to people who say something negative - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I know how to respond to people who say something negative
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how
You know, where they take photos - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
You know, where they take photos
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies
"I'm mustard." "I'm a hot dog." "I'm ketchup!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"I'm mustard." "I'm a hot...
Hilarious shit like that, I'd love to contribute. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Hilarious shit like that, I'd love to contribute.
But anyway, so there's this Twitter thing, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:22
But anyway, so there's this Twitter thing,
"Dear President Trump, I'm starting to regret my vote." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
"Dear President Trump, I'm starting to regret my v...
I-- I can overlook and I'm okay - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:40
I-- I can overlook and I'm okay
Being a white nationalist, demonizing immigrants, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
Being a white nationalist, demonizing immigrants,
-[cheering] -I was with you - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -I was with you
I was with you when you cheated on your wife - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:38
I was with you when you cheated on your wife
And you took them and you sent-- deported the parents - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And you took them and you sent-- deported the parents
And then of course, uh, and then, uh, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:18
And then of course, uh, and then, uh,
But this last omnibus spending bill is where I draw the line! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
But this last omnibus spending bill is where I draw the line...
-Mm! Mm, mm, mm! -[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
-Mm! Mm, mm, mm! -[cheering]
I'm a good Christian and I can't - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I'm a good Christian and I can't
CoreCivic and GEO Group, found that out three days ago. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
CoreCivic and GEO Group, found that out three days ago.
And I wonder if there were any people - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
And I wonder if there were any people
I mean, I was with him in the beginning, you know. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I mean, I was with him in the beginning, you know.