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David Cross: Oh Come On

I like to, you know,a guy to fuck me up the ass and then there's another guywho's...

I like to, you know,
a guy to fuck me up the ass and then there's another guy
who's semi-hard next to him, and he's gotta take a piss,
and then this guy pulls out and then he goes in
and he pees in me, and

Full Transcript

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I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass
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and then there's another guy who's semi-hard next to him,
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and he's gotta take a piss, and then this guy pulls out
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and then he goes in and he pees in me, and...
Duration
12 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:49
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is...
An American classic. American classic. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
An American classic. American classic.
So anyway, so... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So anyway, so...
And the silence is just deafening. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And the silence is just deafening.
It's so awkward, it's so weird, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's so awkward, it's so weird,
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange thing. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm also feeling oddly guilty. It's just a strange...
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gonna go on - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Anything that's conversational, 'cause this is gon...
You know, I'm just sitting there like... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, I'm just sitting there like...
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say something. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
How do you like Santa Monica?" And I finally say someth...
And she starts to... very slowly, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she starts to... very slowly,
And as soon as she starts to answer, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And as soon as she starts to answer,
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It was zero to 60, it was instantaneous.
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! Re--" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She's like, "Well--" "Release! Release! ...
It felt like I was going to rip apart - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
It felt like I was going to rip apart
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it,
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me
She said, [fake accent] "Very nice release, Mr. Cross." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
She said, [fake accent] "Very nice release, Mr. Cross.&...
And she says, "Do you wanna see?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And she says, "Do you wanna see?"
My shit babies! Oh! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
My shit babies! Oh!
You-- you go to a better place and..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
You-- you go to a better place and..."