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I truly think that having a kid
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David Cross: Oh Come On

I truly think that having a kid is one of the most narcissisticthings a person can do

I truly think that having a kid is one of the most narcissistic
things a person can do

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I truly think that having a kid
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is one of the most narcissistic things a person can do.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:41
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I don't think it's a conscious decision - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I don't think it's a conscious decision
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the back - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I think it's this subconscious thing that's in the...
I think there should be more of me in the world. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I think there should be more of me in the world.
I gotta balance this out." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:17
I gotta balance this out."
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know? They can sort of look ahead into the future
[inhales] "Well... [sighs] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
[inhales] "Well... [sighs]
[inhales] My diabetes is getting pretty bad. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[inhales] My diabetes is getting pretty bad.
Pretty soon, I'm gonna out-fat - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Pretty soon, I'm gonna out-fat
[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it,
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about.
Surely you know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Surely you know what I'm talking about.
And, you know, I... I believe - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
And, you know, I... I believe
But I also know that I am cynical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
But I also know that I am cynical,
Because I use my eyeballs and my ears. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Because I use my eyeballs and my ears. And...
You know, I just know what I know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
You know, I just know what I know,
I'm not gonna be able to sit her down - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I'm not gonna be able to sit her down
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground
Honey, you were born - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:28
Honey, you were born
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites