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I want to go home and take a rape shower.
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David Cross: Oh Come On

I want to go homeand take a rape shower."

I want to go home
and take a rape shower."

Full Transcript

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I want to go home and take a rape shower."
Duration
6 seconds
Views
17
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:14
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And speaking of taking a rape shower... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And speaking of taking a rape shower...
I am starting to-- - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I am starting to--
I was like you, "It'll be fun! It'll be funny! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I was like you, "It'll be fun! It'll be funny...
Burn the Constitution down." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
Burn the Constitution down."
There's a Twitter thing, uh, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
There's a Twitter thing, uh,
I'm not-- I don't know-- I'm not good at Twitter. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not-- I don't know-- I'm not good at Twit...
I'm not. And... I mean, I know... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I'm not. And... I mean, I know...
I know enough-- I know how to write something - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
I know enough-- I know how to write something
I know how to respond to people who say something negative - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I know how to respond to people who say something negative
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
But I don't know the fun... I truly don't know how
You know, where they take photos - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
You know, where they take photos
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
You know, where there's like the picture of the ladies
"I'm mustard." "I'm a hot dog." "I'm ketchup!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
"I'm mustard." "I'm a hot...
Hilarious shit like that, I'd love to contribute. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Hilarious shit like that, I'd love to contribute.
But anyway, so there's this Twitter thing, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:22
But anyway, so there's this Twitter thing,
"Dear President Trump, I'm starting to regret my vote." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
"Dear President Trump, I'm starting to regret my v...
I-- I can overlook and I'm okay - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:40
I-- I can overlook and I'm okay
Being a white nationalist, demonizing immigrants, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
Being a white nationalist, demonizing immigrants,
-[cheering] -I was with you - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -I was with you
I was with you when you cheated on your wife - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:38
I was with you when you cheated on your wife