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David Cross: Oh Come On

If I had to laser focuson a place, it's fucking Santa Monicathat I hate

If I had to laser focus
on a place, it's fucking Santa Monica
that I hate

Full Transcript

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If I had to laser focus on a place,
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it's fucking Santa Monica that I hate.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:10
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me
They act like they're so progressive and liberal - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
They act like they're so progressive and liberal
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica
That's it, you know? It's just varying degrees of pale to tan. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
That's it, you know? It's just varying degrees of ...
And then, mixed with that, is this weird aggro bullshit - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:21
And then, mixed with that, is this weird aggro bullshit
And you... you truly can't tell if he's homeless - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And you... you truly can't tell if he's homeless
And you're walking by and the guy's like, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And you're walking by and the guy's like,
Fuck you and that dumb hippie bullshit. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Fuck you and that dumb hippie bullshit.
-[cheering] -Ugh! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
-[cheering] -Ugh!
And that's like your experience 60 percent of your waking hours - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And that's like your experience 60 percent of your waki...
And I remember being a kid, you know, being a young boy - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And I remember being a kid, you know, being a young boy
And getting jumped and beat up by some kids, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And getting jumped and beat up by some kids,
And... I remember laying on the ground, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
And... I remember laying on the ground,
One thing that my wife, for years, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:16
One thing that my wife, for years,
I was pretty naive and ignorant as to exactly what took place - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
I was pretty naive and ignorant as to exactly what took plac...
But I knew enough to say, "Fuck no. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
But I knew enough to say, "Fuck no.
No thank you. That does not sound good at all. At all." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
No thank you. That does not sound good at all. At all."
It'll be funny. You'll get a bit out of it." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
It'll be funny. You'll get a bit out of it."
She truly thought that at this couple's colonic, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
She truly thought that at this couple's colonic,
Together, on a bed, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
Together, on a bed,