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David Cross: Oh Come On

I'm not gonna be ableto sit her down when she's like four years oldand go, "All right,...

I'm not gonna be able
to sit her down when she's like four years old
and go, "All right, honey

Full Transcript

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I'm not gonna be able to sit her down
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when she's like four years old and go, "All right, honey.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:00
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground
Honey, you were born - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:28
Honey, you were born
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites
But there are things I want her to know - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
But there are things I want her to know
And... and there are certain things - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And... and there are certain things
So what I do is, at night, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
So what I do is, at night,
[clicks, imitates white noise] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:40
[clicks, imitates white noise]
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist.
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
[cheering]
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work.
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically.
She comes from a loving family. So, um... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
She comes from a loving family. So, um...
And, you know, I was... I had a pretty shitty childhood - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And, you know, I was... I had a pretty shitty childhood
And she's from Santa Monica, born and raised, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And she's from Santa Monica, born and raised,
I-- I have a general dislike for LA. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
I-- I have a general dislike for LA.
If I had to laser focus on a place, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
If I had to laser focus on a place,
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I can deal with the rest of LA, Santa Monica fucking bugs me
They act like they're so progressive and liberal - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
They act like they're so progressive and liberal
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
The most diversity you'll see in Santa Monica