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[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it
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David Cross: Oh Come On

I'm gonna out-fat it, I'm gonna have to getinto the bed for the rest of my daysand

[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it, I'm gonna have to get
into the bed for the rest of my days
and

Full Transcript

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[inhales] I'm gonna out-fat it,
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I'm gonna have to get into the bed
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for the rest of my days and...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:46
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
[inhales] Hell, I'm gonna need somebody to
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Asheville, you must know what I'm talking about.
Surely you know what I'm talking about. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Surely you know what I'm talking about.
And, you know, I... I believe - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
And, you know, I... I believe
But I also know that I am cynical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
But I also know that I am cynical,
Because I use my eyeballs and my ears. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Because I use my eyeballs and my ears. And...
You know, I just know what I know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
You know, I just know what I know,
I'm not gonna be able to sit her down - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I'm not gonna be able to sit her down
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And then we'll, uh, we'll go to the playground
Honey, you were born - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:28
Honey, you were born
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
Peanut, your leaders are duplicitous hypocrites
But there are things I want her to know - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
But there are things I want her to know
And... and there are certain things - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And... and there are certain things
So what I do is, at night, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
So what I do is, at night,
[clicks, imitates white noise] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:40
[clicks, imitates white noise]
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Especially if she's gonna be raised in part
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
My wife is a staunch, uh, very vocal feminist.
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
[cheering]
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And she's an amazing woman doing amazing work.
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And we're different people, you know? Uh, basically.