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It felt like I was going to rip apart
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David Cross: Oh Come On

It felt like I was goingto rip apart and a fucking alien babywas in there waterboarding...

It felt like I was going
to rip apart and a fucking alien baby
was in there waterboarding me,
and I'm screaming, screaming

Full Transcript

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It felt like I was going to rip apart
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and a fucking alien baby was in there
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waterboarding me, and I'm screaming, screaming.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:53
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And screaming, "Release!" And she undoes it,
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And she's doing this, and then she compliments me
She said, [fake accent] "Very nice release, Mr. Cross." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
She said, [fake accent] "Very nice release, Mr. Cross.&...
And she says, "Do you wanna see?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And she says, "Do you wanna see?"
My shit babies! Oh! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
My shit babies! Oh!
You-- you go to a better place and..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
You-- you go to a better place and..."
She leaves. She says I can go change and go back out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
She leaves. She says I can go change and go back out.
And I go to the bathroom and I change into my clothes. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And I go to the bathroom and I change into my clothes.
And I walk out of the bathroom and... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I walk out of the bathroom and...
Walk out of the room, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Walk out of the room,
And I'm walking down the hallway like this - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And I'm walking down the hallway like this
Not-- not like, "Oh, I think I need to shit," - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Not-- not like, "Oh, I think I need to shit,"
This feels like I am constantly shitting. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
This feels like I am constantly shitting.
Like if you've ever taken acid or mushrooms, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Like if you've ever taken acid or mushrooms,
Oh, no, I'm not! No, I'm not! No." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Oh, no, I'm not! No, I'm not! No."
And I walk down the hallway - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And I walk down the hallway
And she pops up, and she says, and I quote, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And she pops up, and she says, and I quote,
No, I do not want to get sushi. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
No, I do not want to get sushi.
I want to go home and take a rape shower." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
I want to go home and take a rape shower."
And speaking of taking a rape shower... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
And speaking of taking a rape shower...