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David Cross: Oh Come On

It says it on there, gentle!" And I mean, she's fuck--she just... foom!

It says it on there, gentle!" And I mean, she's fuck--
she just... foom!

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It says it on there, gentle!"
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And I mean, she's fuck-- she just... foom!
Duration
7 seconds
Views
15
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:34
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I just immediately start sweating and tearing up - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
And I just immediately start sweating and tearing up
I get it. I get it. And I apologize, I apologize, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
I get it. I get it. And I apologize, I apologize,
I completely understand the urgency of the wrong hole! - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I completely understand the urgency of the wrong hole!
I get it, I will not be going near there - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
I get it, I will not be going near there
I understand. I truly understand, I get it. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I understand. I truly understand, I get it.
It's jarring, it's, uh... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
It's jarring, it's, uh...
So she rolls me back-- on my back now. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So she rolls me back-- on my back now.
And I'm looking at it between... coming - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
And I'm looking at it between... coming
And she starts to explain how the process is gonna work. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And she starts to explain how the process is gonna work.
She's... she goes, "I will turn the nozz..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
She's... she goes, "I will turn the nozz..."
And then when I feel pressure, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And then when I feel pressure,
So that's how it's gonna work. And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So that's how it's gonna work. And...
[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
[fake Vietnamese accent] So she turn the nozz.
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
[normal voice] And I slowly start to fill with warm water.
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Which is, no joke, truly a very pleasant experience.
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting feeling. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's hard to put into words, but it was a comforting fe...
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
I like to, you know, a guy to fuck me up the ass
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's called a San Francisco Gold Rush, and it is...
An American classic. American classic. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
An American classic. American classic.
So anyway, so... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
So anyway, so...