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David Cross: Oh Come On

It's gonna be great.And we're gonna pay robots to tell you how awesome you are24 hours a...

It's gonna be great.
And we're gonna pay robots to tell you how awesome you are
24 hours a day

Full Transcript

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It's gonna be great. And we're gonna pay robots
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to tell you how awesome you are 24 hours a day.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:52:45
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Gold chairs and gold towels and golden showers.
Just go, get the fuck away from us, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Just go, get the fuck away from us,
Let America become a decent place again." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Let America become a decent place again."
So because I don't think he'll be punished, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So because I don't think he'll be punished,
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And it's actually viable. We could make it happen.
And for the sake of the rest of this bit, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
And for the sake of the rest of this bit,
So if that's the case, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
So if that's the case,
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucking evil. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
They suck, but they're not evil. They're not fucki...
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And also, please, don't pipe up in the middle and go,
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
'Cause we think that'd be a better candidate
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
I'm in the DSA as well, I share your philosophies,
So... all the Democrats get together - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:13
So... all the Democrats get together
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Trump. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
A real... you know, somebody who's very vocally anti-Tr...
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
You know, somebody-- and again, an honest,
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And I'm suggesting Ron Perlman. All right?
So... so Ron Perlman - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
So... so Ron Perlman
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
And he-- you know, 'cause we all learned in school,
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And that's what Trump is. So we get this fucking badass
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
He runs for president, and then his vice presidential pick
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
Whoever that is, whether that's, you know,