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It's... her mouth is right here and I'm doing all this stuff
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David Cross: Oh Come On

It's... her mouth is right hereand I'm doing all this stuff and, you know,getting the milk...

It's... her mouth is right here
and I'm doing all this stuff and, you know,
getting the milk ready and getting my dog's medicine
and food together, doing all this stuff and it's...
and it's dark and it's, again, I'm just groggy
and out of it, you know

Full Transcript

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It's... her mouth is right here and I'm doing all this stuff
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and, you know, getting the milk ready
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and getting my dog's medicine and food together,
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doing all this stuff and it's... and it's dark
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and it's, again, I'm just groggy and out of it, you know...
Duration
14 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:49
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And I'm doing this by myself. I'm there by myself - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And I'm doing this by myself. I'm there by myself
[cheering] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
[cheering]
And anyway, so I'm getting all that stuff together, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And anyway, so I'm getting all that stuff together,
Sa, sa..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:08
Sa, sa..."
I've gotta put her down. I can't put her on the floor, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I've gotta put her down. I can't put her on the fl...
And, um... it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And, um... it's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
You know. If nothing else, it allows her to get - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
You know. If nothing else, it allows her to get
[audience laughing, groaning] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
[audience laughing, groaning]
Her great-grandfather built ovens. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Her great-grandfather built ovens.
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
He got out, he got out, Ashville, he got out.
We have to take her for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
We have to take her for her one year physical,
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Just like, "Oh, my God, it's so hard
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's all these needles - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
It's awful." You know, 'cause there's al...
So what I've been doing, with that in mind, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
So what I've been doing, with that in mind,
Slowly introducing her to pain. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Slowly introducing her to pain.
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
Yeah. But I'm having a clown do it, so it's fun.
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:14
And so we are taking her in for her one year physical,
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
Every day, I'm gonna make sure she knows that
What did Daddy tell you?" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:11
What did Daddy tell you?"
Not like..." - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
Not like..."