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David Cross: Oh Come On

No one needs hair this long.For safety sake, ma'am, please just cut this much...And

No one needs hair this long.
For safety sake, ma'am, please just cut this much...
And

Full Transcript

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No one needs hair this long. For safety sake, ma'am,
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please just cut this much... And...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:23:28
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Comedy Dynamics,Field Recordings Filmproduktion

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Movie Summary

Share the laughter, the tears, the gasps, and the salty language that you've come to know and love. Stare into the abyss one more time until the next time and see what makes David Cross one of the top 400 comics in America today.
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:09
And then it's, you know, a burbling brook
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
You know, it's nature sounds, just, you know, chimes.
[imitates chimes ringing] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:15
[imitates chimes ringing]
[nonsensical chanting] - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
[nonsensical chanting]
I can't do it all at once. I'm not Michael Winslow, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I can't do it all at once. I'm not Michael Winslow...
And then so we go and we get our forms - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:06
And then so we go and we get our forms
And then after a minute or two, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
And then after a minute or two,
She comes out and she goes, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:19
She comes out and she goes,
My wife gets taken down the hallway this way, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
My wife gets taken down the hallway this way,
I knew were weren't gonna lay there!" - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
I knew were weren't gonna lay there!"
And it turns out to be an extremely minor victory - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And it turns out to be an extremely minor victory
Where am I? What's this room?" And... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Where am I? What's this room?" And...
And I get taken by the Vietnamese lady - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And I get taken by the Vietnamese lady
So I change out of my clothes and basically, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:07
So I change out of my clothes and basically,
And I get out of the bathroom, and it's a tiny room, - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:10
And I get out of the bathroom, and it's a tiny room,
At the foot of the bed - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:12
At the foot of the bed
It's like this deep, about that wide. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's like this deep, about that wide.
And on the back of it, it's all one... - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:05
And on the back of it, it's all one...
Like, one solid, white, soft white light. - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
Like, one solid, white, soft white light.
It's backlit by this white light. Right? - David Cross: Oh Come On 00:04
It's backlit by this white light. Right?